Lindsay Lohan’s Family Upset By Lesbian Rumors

May 19, 2008

Ali And Dina Lohan Upset Bi, Um I Mean By People Calling Lindsay A Lesbian

May 19. 2008

It seems Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina has been furiously email bloggers ordering them to take down posts about her daughter being a lesbian.

I’ve run such articles on this web site and its accompanying blog. I also know your daughter reads this web site based on site statistics and another dead giveaway that shall be mentioned shortly, so let me save you the trouble.

Your daughter is a deceitful, arrogant, perverted young woman that steals people’s music and clothes. She is in Kabbalah and has a disgusting penchant for invasion of privacy along with the rest of that set.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson

Lindsay and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson have been photographed together in romantic Paris with the latter sporting a hickie on her neck. This is not the first time the two have been photographed going on vacation together to romantic places.

“Rumours that the two roommates are lovers were fuelled when, last year, leaked messages from the Sam’s MySpace account showed that Lindsay liked to call herself Lindsay Ronson.

The actress is also said to have written a message to Sam, saying: “Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die… I want to marry you and have children with you.”

Dina Lohan

Lindsay has also been been photographed inappropriately and intimately kissing 50-year-old Kabbalah designer Donna Karan on the mouth, while in other pictures she inappropriately had her hand all over your 19-year-old daughter’s leg.

There’s a reason for that. Your daughter is as straight as the Leaning Tower of Pizza (Pisa). No one is defaming her. People see things and talk in Hollywood. You’re denying this like you did the drugs stories that turned out to be true, forcing Lindsay into rehab to stem the bad press.

Ali Lohan (left) Dina Lohan (right)

Your 14-year-old daughter Ali, who has also gotten into acting, was already behind the wheel causing a car crash and she doesn’t even have a license yet. Family trait, I see.

When she inevitably tries to follow in her big sister’s footsteps again, under her mother’s poor supervision and engages in underage drinking at various Los Angeles clubs, Ali won’t be carded, as according to most blogs, and quite accurately might I add, she already looks 30. That’s one little girl that won’t need a fake ID.

Furthermore, who in their right mind would fear Dina Lohan. The woman hikes up her skirt for a photo shoot, showing the world her business, lets her kids turn into hellions, and all of a sudden thinks she is Mother Goose. Your conduct deserves a goose.

You issuing legal threats at any blogger is laughable. It wouldn’t be difficult to prove in a court of law that your kids are unruly and prone to bad behavior.

It also wouldn’t be difficult to prove you are a questionable parent, solely based on the things you’ve allowed your children to do and your terrible press articles where you gave such bad quotes, only a publicist who is a pathological liar would enjoy having you for a client.

Lindsay Lohan – Top Mom Lohan On Hunt For Trash Talk

Just this year (08), Dina announced the production of her upcoming U.S. TV reality show Living Lohan, which will follow the manager-mum as she navigates the careers of her two younger children, Ali, 14, and Cody, 11.

In the premiere episode – titled Mommy Will Fix It – set to air in the U.S. this weekend (24May08), Lohan Sr. fumes to one blogger: “You need to get (the article) down immediately, because I’m in touch with my attorney.”

She adds, “I don’t live my life every day going, ‘Oh, they’re talking about us.’ I’m over it. Yes, it still does hurt, but people are just idiots.”

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