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FBI Lawsuit Update – Part 3

April 1, 2010 Comments off

 

Robert S. Mueller

This a follow up to yesterday’s article FBI Lawsuit Update – Part 2. As standard in Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) cases with very incriminating files the FBI/DOJ wishes to hide in violation of FOIA, the FBI/DOJ have been stonewalling me in court, using the same flawed, lawless arguments they’ve used VERBATIM in other cases, according to Pacer searches, to violate the Freedom of Information Act. So much for government transparency in the Obama Administration.

The following is a link to the case documents, revealing their unlawful argument that the Civil Rights Act and Civil Rights Act of 1964 do not apply to the FBI, DOJ and FBI Director Robert S. Mueller and as such, they do not have to obey said laws, which is a blatant lie.

The fact of the matter is the FBI and DOJ receive “federal financial assistance” and under the Civil Rights Act, they are not allowed to discriminate against anyone. 

Robert S. Mueller cowardly invoked the U.S. government’s “immunity shield” in the case, as he broke the law at my expense. However, there exists no “immunity shield” granting any member of the U.S. government to break the law.

They are hiding the FOIA files I am entitled to, as the files relating to the Madonna case are really bad and the files regarding Robert S. Mueller violating my Fourth Amendment rights, are incriminating to him.

Therefore, there is a conflict of interest in him not releasing the files, as he broke the law in spying on me and others, in misconduct I outed him for online in a time stamped, copyrighted  2006 article proven true and correct 3 months later via the report of the U.S. government’s Inspector General. Mueller and FBI agents were later excoriated for the misconduct in the U.S. Congress in what became a scandal they had to address.

Robert S. Mueller had their legal representation in the case state it is at his discretion whether or not the FBI brings justice in cases. He deliberately ordered FBI agents to drag their feet on the investigation though my life is in danger and instructed them to conceal the Freedom of Information Act files, to allow Madonna and co. to further steal copyrights.

Mueller is also a man that for years deliberately sat on the terrible financial crimes of Bernard Madoff and R. Allen Stanford. This ladies and gentlemen is why the economy collapsed – the man that has been left in charge of law enforcement kisses up to rich criminals, allowing them to steal from hardworking people, as that is crooked Muller’s definition of success. To anyone else with any sense, that’s a house of cards waiting to collapse…and it did.

Madonna and co. are still criminally stealing from my Copyrighted Catalog. Her ex-husband and father of her child, Guy Ritchie and his alleged film “Sherlock Holmes” is a complete rip off a years old, preexisting copyright from my Copyrighted Catalog.

Guy Ritchie’s rip off

Guy Ritchie stole the modern remake idea from my copyrights – then stole other years old scenes from my preexisting, Library of Congress registered, Copyrighted Catalog that contains 12,500 songs, 1000 movie scripts, movie treatments and short stories, 15 book manuscripts, 300 music video treatments, 500 photographs, 100 photo treatments, perfume, clothing line, nano-technology, a solar cell phone and thousands of other items.

Guy Ritchie is disgusting – every film he has ever made has a copyright infringement lawsuit against it, as he steals everyone else’s property.  He’s been sued in five unrelated cases by different people for stealing their movie scripts and TV projects.

He recently announced he is starting a record label. Ritchie, who knows nothing about music and is famous for having sex with a crazy pop star, is starting a record label. No doubt, it is to steal.

In all of this, FBI Director Robert S. Mueller reminds me of the lead Nazi the film, The Aryan Couple, criminally taking and redistributing the property of others to fellow Nazis, under a sick, racist premise that whites are superior to others and everyone else is slave labor to exploit.

The only massive problem is, while Mueller unlawfully helps dirty Hollywood stars in lining their pockets via criminally stealing copyrights whose proceeds are meant to go towards cures to AIDS and Cancer, millions of people are dying from the aforementioned diseases. God is not going to bless you all for that. God have mercy on your souls.

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FBI Lawsuit Update – Part 2

Obama Creates Cyber Security Branch (Hollywood Pedophiles)

June 7, 2009 Comments off

Obama Creates Cyber Security Branch

Hollywood Pedophiles

President Barack Obama

Today, President Barack Obama announced the creation of a Cyber Security department of the U.S. government to combat hacks into the national internet infrastructure.

Presently, the FBI has a computer intrusion department named “CIP” that goes by other names as well, but their performance has been very poor in stopping major hacks into domestic government and private sector computer networks.

Just last week, I read a feedback column link that led to an article featuring a U.S. general stating America may begin to respond to cyber attacks with military force.

During the press conference today, President Obama spoke of people breaking the law by “hacking” into computers and “stealing intellectual property” (copyrights, trademarks and patents).

Note to Madonna: he’s talking about you, witch!

President Obama even referred to a company that lost $400,000,000 via this criminal practice. It appears Madonna and her associates in Hollywood have set the new standard for dirty business dealings in this regard among criminals, creating a nasty template for others to follow. Hollywood private investigator, Anthony Pellicano, had hackers on staff that specialized in this deceitful, illegal practice. Madonna was one of his clients.

As many of you have also witnessed, when I write something on the site that is unflattering about Madonna, my websites (and computers) get hacked, sabotaged and delayed.

Intellectual property theft is vile, cowardly, lazy and disgraceful. It says to the country and the world, one is too dumb and untalented to author creative works, therefore one will take the dishonorable route of stealing from others’ federally registered intellectual property.

In my case, the thefts of my copyrights became very malicious and sick. For example, Madonna’s cohorts at Lions Gate, a defendant in the 2005 Aisha v. Madonna case, which the latter bought out in violation of criminal statues, went so far, as to arrogantly and criminally steal more copyrights from me two years later in 2007.

The commercial and critical flop “Good Luck Chuck” was stolen from my copyrights. To be nasty, this is what they did with my preexisting copyright they butchered with their stupidity and vileness.

My preexisting copyright was a wonderful, romantic, fictitious movie treatment I wrote about an affluent man on a dating site and women finding out about it and flocking to him. The later released Lions Gate film “Good Luck Chuck” is about an affluent man, whose profile is posted on a dating site and women flocking to him.

That’s an illegal duplication of my copyright, which Madonna criminally gained an unlawfully made copy of, along with my voluminous Copyrighted Catalog, via criminal hacking, performed by Digilink, the company that began hosting her website Madonna.com several years ago.

Here’s where it gets really sick. In the infringing film “Good Luck Chuck” they added items not in my copyright, such as crass, pornographic sex scenes and a character named ANISHA which is one letter away from my real, legal name AISHA. Not to mention, the lead female character in the film, played by Jessica Alba, is named “CAM” and one of my private nicknames I use is “KAM” short for my middle name KAMILAH. They are both pronounced the same as well.

It was a stupid and criminally incriminating thing to do. The infringing film “Good Luck Chuck” constitutes major violations of the law and is more than enough to obtain a devastating indictment and convictions, for all involved, for criminal copyright infringement, computer intrusion and violations of various human rights laws.

Hollywood Pedophiles

Here’s where the infringement “Good Luck Chuck” gets even sicker. The character ANISHA starts off as an 8-year-old girl (which coincidentally is the age I immigrated to America from Jamaica).

To be nasty, they made this character a goth 8-year-old virgin wearing a leather bra, trying to lose her virginity in a closet with an 8-year-old boy (never happened to me by the way, as I took a Christian vow of chastity until marriage, which I wrote about on my site a few years ago in the Q&A section).

However, Lions Gate turned my wholesome, romantic, copyright about a grown, affluent man on a dating site and grown women finding out about it and flocking to him, into a nasty, depraved, promiscuous piece of pornographic garbage.

The nasty PEDOPHILES at Lions Gate should be locked up for not only criminal copyright infringement and hacking, but for filming and broadcasting that piece of nastiness featuring the character ANISHA, an 8-year-old, underage, preteen girl in a black leather bra, skimpy skirt, black lipstick and goth hairstyle, trying to have sex in a closet with an 8-year-old boy. The scene is disgusting and PEDOPHILIC. You’re nasty PEDOPHILES for thinking that is filmable entertainment.

It reveals the sick levels of mental illness present in Hollywood that they could do something so deplorable. This is the terrible level of mental illness the FBI has running loose around the streets of Los Angeles.

Hollywood is disgusting and severely mentally ill. You need serious counseling with a side order of institutionalization.

Imagine that. I have been quietly working on copyrights and patents to improve people’s health and you animals are criminally robbing and defaming me with my own copyrighted work, in criminal violation of the law. What nasty message do you think that sends to the public about you.

But, it is the same sick pattern of mental illness rearing its ugly head throughout the case I reported to the FBI that they claim they are investigating.

As mentioned the other day, Madonna recently, criminally stole another of my preexisting copyrights, that has been sitting in the Library of Congress in D.C. from 2006, that is my life story and ripped it off in a sick, obsessive manner, for her so-called directorial debut “Filth And Wisdom.”

The lead character in Madonna’s rip off “Filth And Wisdom” is an immigrant named A.K. aspiring to be a singer, writer and poet. In my 2006 preexisting copyrighted movie script, I star in the biopic as myself, an immigrant aspiring to be a singer, writer and poet, whose initials are A.K. (short for “Aisha Kamilah”).

What kind of sickos criminally steal copyrights from a writer, then include the defrauded writer’s name in the script as a character. That screams severe mental illness and sends the nation and the world a horrific message about Hollywood.

Madonna and co. even stole one of my copyrights about my homeland Jamaica, where I lived for years and Miami, where I’ve lived for two and a half decades, adding slurs to the script, sure to offend Jamaica and even started making arrangements to fly to Jamaica to begin filming it.

I’ve quietly been living in Miami for 25 years. I have no criminal record or history of strange conduct. I have a genius level IQ and spend my time at home, on my computers, doing research work and authoring patents and copyrights. I spend a lot of time authoring items for science and medical patents, to improve people’s health and quality of life.

I don’t bother people. I don’t go to clubs, industry parties, none of that. Yet, the aforementioned animals in Hollywood have been viciously targeting, robbing and attacking me, unprovoked and invading my privacy in very sick ways.

Who could be happy or pleased with that kind of criminal interference in their life. It’s disgraceful. The human rights abuses and civil rights violations I have been subjected to are so sick.

Her conduct and that of her cronies in Hollywood has been ugly and unjustifiable. There is no excuse for it.

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Obama’s Remarks On Cybersecurity

Friday, May 29, 2009 – President Obama’s remarks on his administration’s cybersecurity review on Friday in the East Room of the White House:

I know how it feels to have privacy violated because it has happened to me and the people around me. It’s no secret that my presidential campaign harnessed the Internet and technology to transform our politics. What isn’t widely known is that during the general election hackers managed to penetrate our computer systems. To all of you who donated to our campaign, I want you to all rest assured, our fundraising website was untouched. (Laughter.) So your confidential personal and financial information was protected.

But between August and October, hackers gained access to emails and a range of campaign files, from policy position papers to travel plans. And we worked closely with the CIA — with the FBI and the Secret Service and hired security consultants to restore the security of our systems. It was a powerful reminder: In this Information Age, one of your greatest strengths — in our case, our ability to communicate to a wide range of supporters through the Internet — could also be one of your greatest vulnerabilities…

But every day we see waves of cyber thieves trolling for sensitive information — the disgruntled employee on the inside, the lone hacker a thousand miles away, organized crime, the industrial spy and, increasingly, foreign intelligence services. In one brazen act last year, thieves used stolen credit card information to steal millions of dollars from 130 ATM machines in 49 cities around the world — and they did it in just 30 minutes. A single employee of an American company was convicted of stealing intellectual property reportedly worth $400 million. It’s been estimated that last year alone cyber criminals stole intellectual property from businesses worldwide worth up to $1 trillion.

In short, America’s economic prosperity in the 21st century will depend on cybersecurity…

This new approach starts at the top, with this commitment from me: From now on, our digital infrastructure — the networks and computers we depend on every day — will be treated as they should be: as a strategic national asset. Protecting this infrastructure will be a national security priority. We will ensure that these networks are secure, trustworthy and resilient. We will deter, prevent, detect, and defend against attacks and recover quickly from any disruptions or damage.

To give these efforts the high-level focus and attention they deserve — and as part of the new, single National Security Staff announced this week — I’m creating a new office here at the White House that will be led by the Cybersecurity Coordinator. Because of the critical importance of this work, I will personally select this official. I’ll depend on this official in all matters relating to cybersecurity, and this official will have my full support and regular access to me as we confront these challenges…

http://techdailydose.nationaljournal.com

How Cults Use Technology To Mess With The Mind

November 29, 2008 Comments off

A Look At Kabbalah And Scientology’s Abuse Of Technology

Prof. Simon Baron Cohen, Relative of Kabbalah Member, Sacha Baron Cohen’s “Mind Reading Technology”

August 4. 2008

E-Meter

The Hollywood cults Kabbalah and Scientology have been misusing technology to abuse innocent members of the public they target for unsavory means (financial gain).

As was revealed in the Anthony Pellicano criminal trial, Hollywood denizens belonging to both aforementioned cults, had individuals illegally wiretapped, stalked, burglarized, hacked and terrorized, via private investigation services, later found guilty of breaking scores of United States laws.

They also abuse technology in another disgraceful manner. They utilize abusive, invasive software and hardware designed to break down people’s defenses and thought processes, to make them more susceptible and malleable to the cults’ leanings and teachings.

E-METER AND MIND READING TECHNOLOGY

Scientology:  E-Meter

E-Meter

Scientology opts for the use of the E-Meter, which damagingly attempts to extract the subject’s most personal, embarrassing and humiliating thoughts, to be used against them in bids at fleecing them out of their money and as a form of blackmail in keeping them in said cult.

Katie Holmes, wife of Tom Cruise, converted from Catholicism to Scientology and never looked more miserable. The once bubbly, vibrant Holmes, now looks depressed in some pics and suicidal in others. She has been subjected to “Auditing” sessions at the Scientology center in Los Angeles.

Members are asked terrible questions about their deepest, darkest secrets and embarrassing sexual inquiries, the answers to which they normally would not reveal to the public. Answers are recorded by Scientology employees in a process known as “Auditing.”

A Scientology “E-Meter class”

Kabbalah: Mind Reading Technology

Sicko Madonna and daughter leaving Kabbalah Center in New York

Kabbalah opts for “Mind Reading Technology” that uses software to scan the subject’s facial expressions to match them up with a stored configuration of what each represents in correlation to what the person is thinking.

Through the computer’s analysis of said expressions they are able to guess, albeit with a level of inaccuracy, what words and images the person is privately thinking about. I would expect the software can be thrown off if one thinks about things such as mazes.

Cambridge University’s Simon Baron Cohen

A variation of “Mind Reading Technology” was developed by Cambridge Professor Simon Baron Cohen, who is a relative of fellow alumni, Kabbalah member and actor, Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat, Ali G). Sacha Baron Cohen is a friend of Madonna’s, who turned him on to the sick cult. Baron Cohen also made an appearance in one of her past videos.

Cambridge graduate Sacha Baron Cohen, responsible for the character’s Borat (a take off of Balky from the 80’s show “Perfect Strangers”) and Ali G (a take off of real life BBC disc jockey Tim Westwood).

The blueprint for this technology, was pioneered by other scientists, and is used by the U.S. government on terrorists (read below).

Yet, this sick, deranged Kabbalah cult is unethically abusing mind reading technology, where the software reads people’s expressions to guess what they are thinking, then criminally uses the data to manipulate, harass, terrorize and control people, who are duped into thinking they have some unearthly, paranormal ability to read their minds that is based in spirituality, which is not true.

All that is required is the software and a video camera pointed at the target. Kabbalah opts for hidden cameras to catch the subject unaware (similar to the one a Kabbalah member caught A-Rod on).

software renders brain scans, real time snap shots of the brain displayed as computer images, that correlate to words programmed into a database, revealing a person’s thoughts.

It’s just so ugly that anyone would do such a thing, but Kabbalah is actively engaging in this. You nasty, perverted animals.

It is a gross, depraved invasion of privacy. The people in that cult are criminally insane. What kind of animal do you have to be to engage in such a thing and mentally abuse others with such a sick practice. You are criminals and a danger to the public. Bar none the sickest people in existence.

Neuron

Think about it. You are searching for spiritual fulfillment. Kabbalah proposes they have the answers. Unbeknownst to you, they start with the illegal wiretapping, bugging, hidden cameras, hacking and “Mind Reading Technology.”

If you are not technologically savvy and abreast of current events (the news), you will believe they have some serious spiritual insight and inside track to your mind, body and soul, when they don’t. The terrible fact of the matter is, they are invading your privacy in very sick, disgusting, criminal ways, that they should be imprisoned for, as none of that invasiveness is legal.

Neuroscience fMRI “Mind Reading Technology” software

What’s worse is after playing with people’s minds and causing them to mentally snap, flip out and kill (Kabbalah member Phiona Davis) or injure someone (Kabbalah members Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan), or end up getting killed by the police (Kabbalah member Gideon Busch) no one in said cult wants to accept responsibility.

Madonna and the Kabbalah Center mentally abused Britney Spears

Said invasiveness is the source of Kabbalah member Britney Spears’ rapidly developing, severe mental illness and the public breakdown that resulted in her being admitted to psych wards, where she complained to doctors and nurses “People can read my mind” (News of the World).

The cult was deviously abusing said “Mind Reading Technology” created by Simon Baron Cohen to manipulate and control her, along with wiretapping, hacking and bugging her home. Spears was even given a teddy bear that unbeknownst to her was bugged, so they could eavesdrop on her in her home.

As with all cult based attempts at mind control and manipulation, it runs the serious risk that it will render the subject mentally ill and morbidly depressed, resulting in schizophrenia, an incurable mental disorder.

Playing with the mind is a dangerous proposition. It is not like many other human organs that respond well to medicine and heal with time. Once the human mind is gone that’s it.

Britney Spears

In this day and age of unconstitutional government spying on citizens (see George Bush ordered FBI “Patriot Act” abuses) the mind was essentially the last bastion of privacy left. However, some very sick people, under the auspices of celebrity and spirituality, have invaded that as well and ought to be locked away in homes for the criminally insane for engaging in this unspeakably vile perversion.

It is destroying what made America, America. Freedom of speech, freedom of thought, privacy and liberty. A hand full of wealthy and so-called influential people with too much time and money on their hands, are trotting down a road that will lead to America’s deterioration as a nation, in forsaking and abusing what people the world over once applauded about the country. Sadly, they are taking the rest of the nation along for the terrible ride.

Emotionally intelligent interfaces

Our computer system is based on the latest research in the theory of mind by Professor Simon Baron-Cohen, Director of the Autism Research Centre at Cambridge. His research provides a taxonomy of facial expressions and the emotions they represent. In 2004, his group published the Mind Reading DVD, an interactive computer-based guide to reading emotions from the face and voice. The DVD contains videos of people showing 412 different mental states. We have developed computer programs that can read facial expressions using machine vision, and then infer emotions using probabilistic machine learning trained by examples from the DVD.

http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk

Professor Simon Baron-Cohen

The Autism Research Centre (ARC), of which I am Director, has 6 programs of research, all focusing on Autism Spectrum Conditions (ASC):

(a) Perception and Cognition (investigating social and non-social cognition and sensory processing);

(b) Neuroscience (using fMRI, DTI, ERP, neuropathology, and TMS);

http://www.neuroscience.cam.ac.uk

Professor Simon Baron-Cohen Director

Simon Baron-Cohen is Professor of Developmental Psychopathology at the University of Cambridge and Fellow at Trinity College, Cambridge. He is Director of the Autism Research Centre (ARC) in Cambridge.

http://www.autismresearchcentre.com

ACLU objects as two companies offer ‘mind reading’ technology to government

Published: Wednesday June 28, 2006 – The American Civil Liberties Union today announced that it has filed a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests with the primary American security agencies for information relating to the use of “cutting-edge brain-scanning technologies” on suspected terrorists, RAW STORY has learned.

Two private companies have announced that they will begin to offer “lie detection” services using Functional Magnetic Resonance Imaging (fMRI), as early as this summer. fMRI can produce live, real-time images of people’s brains as they answer questions, view images, listen to sounds, and respond to other stimuli.

These companies are marketing their services to federal government agencies, including the Department of Defense, Department of Justice, the National Security Agency and the CIA, and to state and local police departments.

“There are certain things that have such powerful implications for our society — and for humanity at large — that we have a right to know how they are being used so that we can grapple with them as a democratic society,” said Barry Steinhardt, Director of the ACLU’s Technology and Liberty Project.

http://www.rawstory.com

http://www.judiciaryreport.com

Cowardly Madonna

November 29, 2008 Comments off

August 4. 2008

Mindless Madonna

Madonna has been having entertainment industry friends defend her ghastly conduct to the public. In a series of arranged and placed articles, actors Vinny Jones and Jason Statham, among others, have spoken up for her, to a public that wants her off their TV screens and radios (hence her failed album and bad tour sales).

Why is she always getting her friends to come forward and uncomfortably defend her. We know its prearranged. That’s how those interviews and press quotes of that nature work. It’s not spontaneous.

Why can’t the raggedy witch speak for herself. Why is she always hiding behind others when she does things the public condemns her for. You were arrogant enough to be unethical, certainly you can defend yourself or are you that much of a coward.

Vinny Jones

No one’s that special that they can’t properly address the public and Madonna is as common as can be. A low life, thieving animal.

Therefore, why can’t she stand up and tell the world what we already know – you’re trash with no morals or talent – consistently causing other people emotional, physical and financial injury.

Furthermore, for someone who is always gossiping and running her mouth in the entertainment industry, viciously spreading lies about other people, she certainly has a peculiar way of shutting down when people put her dirty laundry out for all to see.

Jason Statham

Additionally, Madonna pushing forward her friends to speak for her certainly isn’t changing public opinion, as people still loathe her conduct and have been voicing statements to that effect online. One thing is for sure, it shall damage said stars’ names for defending her in things she is guilty of doing. When the truth comes out, as it inevitably does, they end up discredited as well.

Madonna’s always trying to get some male to verbally bully or browbeat others. Why doesn’t she use the testicles I know she has and defend herself.

Oh yea, that’s right. She can’t. She’s done too many horrible things that no excuse will justify said conduct to the public, who have grown tired of her.

She and her staff are busy faxing and emailing stories about her to papers and blogs every week, working her crazy self up into a frenzy, not grasping that public perception of her is so horrible now. No one is impressed. She’s just gone too far and the mask fell off.

Madonna’s husband Guy Ritchie is now a lunatic, babbling crazy things to the press about “sugar killing people” and being a “spy.” You know what’s even more dangerous you nutball, crazy pop stars commissioning attempted murder to avoid indictment.

Jones insists that Madonna and co do not “read anything” when she reads the blogs and magazine sites. She’s quoted things from them that gave that away.

Statham stated people are jealous of Guy Ritchie because he is “good looking” and a “successful” director. On what planet? His stolen movies keep bombing.

That’s funny, because I for one would not want to wake up tomorrow as a white man, as I’m a black woman and would have a lot of explaining to do (that was a joke).

Moreover, if I had the movie “Swept Away” on my resume, I’d cry myself to sleep every night (that’s not a joke). I don’t envy not a one of them. They are two untalented, boring, fake people, who’ve been sued for stealing just about every project they’ve put out. No doubt he learned that from Madonna.

Madonna Doesn’t Read Tabloids

Ritchie’s pal, actor Vinnie Jones, tells the magazine: “I know for a fact (that) they don’t read anything. No one’s getting at them. It seems nowadays people can write about what they want and get away with it.”

He adds that the family “seem very close”.

The couple share three children – Madonna’s daughter Lourdes, 11, from a previous relationship; Rocco, seven, and adopted son David, two.

http://www.teenmusic.com

Jason Statham Blasts Guy Ritchie’s ‘Jealous’ Critics

Jason StathamJason Statham has defended director pal Guy Ritchie, insisting any criticism of his films is based on jealousy. The 35-year-old – who has worked with Ritchie on Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Revolver and Snatch – believes Madonna’s husband is subjected to criticism because he is so talented.

He says, “Guy’s a good-looking, talented man with a great family. He’s very successful and people are jealous – maybe more so than they like to admit, and that puts a bad taste in people’s mouth’s.”

http://www.starpulse.com

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Paris Hilton’s Dad Donated To John McCain

September 24, 2008 Comments off

Republican presidential nominee, John McCain and his recent controversial Barack Obama ad, prominently featuring Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, is facing a contradiction of sorts.

John and Cindy McCain

The ad that subtlety cast aspersions on Obama, equating him with the two bimbos, much to their chagrin, also dissed the daughter of one of his campaign donors, Rick Hilton.

Paris, your weave is showing

It is being pointed out in the press today that Rick Hilton, father of Paris, donated thousands to McCain’s campaign. Paris most likely didn’t donate a dime and McCain probably figured that’s what she gets for being a cheapskate.

In all fairness to Paris, she probably didn’t even know there is an election going on. You can’t expect her to keep up with current events.

Sidebar: you know Paris will read this and think I’m defending her, right.

Sidebar 2: If Britney took her meds today, she may be upset at the ad too. Then again, she’d probably just be grateful he didn’t use any bald pics of her in the ad.

http://www.judiciaryreport.com

Madonna’s Publicist Explains Crypt Keeper Photos

September 24, 2008 Comments off

…And No One Believes Her

Madonna’s professional liar, also known as a publicist, went into spin overdrive yesterday making excuses to explain to the public why her devilish client Madonna looked like a 70-year-old gay man with a crack problem.

Liz Rosenberg as Pinocchio due to her penchant for lying (courtesy of TMZ)

Madonna’s devious publicist, Liz Rosenberg, is a deceitful, colluding, snake tongued liar, who covers for Madonna’s mess ups time after time.

Bodyguard’s reaction to seeing Madonna:

She blamed Madonna’s look on a “bad photo” by the photographers. However, as Hollyscoop said, “15 bad photos?” It’s true, as all the photos were really bad. Madonna looked like the crypt keeper on steroids.

Her daughter’s reaction to seeing Madonna:

No one bought the liar publicist’s explanation. She even said Madonna is not sick. You would have been better off saying she was, because to look that ghastly and not be ill, says something scary. It was like Halloween had come early and its name is Mad-onna. Well, technically she is sick…sick in the head.

Adopted boy’s reaction to seeing Madonna:

If she looks like that and is not ill, it would be scary to find out what she looks like when she is sick. It’s ironic that the African kid who was allegedly starving and dying when she stole found him, looks healthier than she does.

Her publicist described Madonna’s skin as glowing. Yea, a radioactive, nuclear spill kind of glow:

MADONNA NOT ILL

But Madonna’s spokeswoman, Liz Rosenberg, has put the weight loss down to the grueling rehearsals for her upcoming world tour – and insists the Holiday hitmaker is perfectly healthy.

She tells People.com, “I just think the photographer got a bad shot of her or it was touched up to make her look bad.

“I saw Madonna two days before… and she looked amazing – glowing skin and working really hard on her show.

“She may look a little thinner than usual but she was dancing and singing better than ever and ate a nice healthy meal.”

http://www.contactmusic.com

http://www.judiciaryreport.com

Sting’s Wife Producing Familiar New Film

August 20, 2008 Comments off

The wife of musician Sting has bought the rights to and is producing a film titled “American Reaper.” It is about identity thieves that erase the memories of others for sinister motives.

So I take it you’re making “Total Recall 2” then. You’ve bought the rights to something that’s already been made 20 years ago.

Speaking of the couple, Sting and his wife Trudie Styler, were sued the other day and lost, for firing their cook, because she got pregnant and wouldn’t cater to their very outlandish cuisine requests (story source).

Sting leaving brothel

Sting also stumbled into a bit of controversy as well the other day, after he was pictured leaving a brothel in the early hours of the morning. That kind of marriage, I see.

You’re quite tolerant, as the average woman that caught their husband leaving a brothel would see to it that he never used his stinger again.

I never understand these showbiz types. They’ll have a perfectly good wife at home…and Heidi Fleiss and STDs on speed dial.

Sting’s wife bringing graphic novel to screen

Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:56am EDT – LONDON (Hollywood Reporter) – Rocker Sting’s wife Trudie Styler has acquired film rights to the upcoming graphic novel “American Reaper.”

The story is set in a future where identity theft leads to victims having their minds erased and replaced by those of the elderly rich seeking a second youth or by criminals and terrorists with more sinister motives. A team of special agents, known as Reapers, are formed to track down and terminate those responsible.

http://www.reuters.com

http://www.judiciaryreport.com