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The Lohans Are In Court Again

July 8, 2008 Comments off

Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson

Actress Lindsay Lohan’s parents are in court again, revisiting their acrimonious divorce. Lindsay’s father, Michael, seeks more time with the children, stating his ex-wife, Dina, violated their agreement.

There’s nothing wrong with a man wanting to spend more time with his children, as long as he is not a danger to them. The judge did not deem Michael Lohan as such. So what’s the problem Dina.

Dina Lohan

Dina needs to spend less time trying to make herself a star via her reality TV show and more time trying to put her children’s lives back together, as some serious damage has been done.

George Clooney

If you spent less time lusting after and chasing George Clooney, who only dates chicks that just got the legal right to vote, you’d have more time for your kids. You owe them that much.

Sidebar: tell the truth, that George Clooney joke was funny.

Lindsay Lohan’s parents back in Family Court

June 4, 2008 – The divorced parents of actress Lindsay Lohan made a brief appearance in a Nassau County courtroom yesterday over allegations that Michael Lohan has not had enough access to his two youngest children.


Dina Lohan Lets 14-Year-Old Daughter Watch Porn

June 3, 2008 Comments off

Actress Lindsay Lohan’s Mom Exhibiting Her Terrible Parenting Skills Again

Dina Lohan, 45, Ali Lohan, 14

Boy, Dina Lohan keeps proving why she should not have been given a Mother Of The Year award in Long Island, New York.

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan

It is being reported that Dina allowed her 14-year-old daughter, Ali, to watch pornography on an episode of their terribly titled TV reality show “Living Lohan.” She should not have done that.

Lohan Show Sparks Outrage

Viewers of Dina Lohan’s new reality TV show, which premiered on E! last weekend, have complained after Dina, Lindsay Lohan’s mother and manager, was seen watching a sex tape.

In “Living Lohan,” Dina is seen watching a sex tape of a look-a-like of her daughter Lindsay, when her 14-year-old daughter Ali walks in and asks, “Is that Lindsay?”

But the footage riled viewers and many have expressed their outrage in various Internet chat rooms.

One wrote, “Last time I checked, allowing a child to watch porn is against the law.” …

Dina Lohan Declines Blame For Lindsay’s Life

May 27, 2008 Comments off

Ali, Lindsay and Dina Lohan

Two weeks ago I blamed Lindsay Lohan’s mother for some of her bad behavior. This week Dina has told the press people are not to blame her for Lindsay’s problems.

Lindsay Lohan and 14-year-old sister Ali

Well, maybe if you acted like her mother, rather than an accomplice, it wouldn’t lend the view you are partly to blame for her terrible conduct.

Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend (literally) Samantha Ronson

You knew your daughter had become an alcoholic, yet there you were right there with her, consistently partying in the clubs around all that liquor.

You also knew she had become a drug addict. Yet, there you were with her at all the top night spots in Hollywood and New York, notorious for drug use. That’s not exactly discouraging bad behavior.

Dina Lohan: don’t blame me for Lindsay Lohan’s problems

Sunday May 25th, 2008 at 1:27 pm – Lindsay Lohan’s mum Dina Lohan has said she doesn’t think it’s fair that people blame her daughter’s problems on her – or anyone else.

Dina said recently: “She’s 21 years old. We all make mistakes. It’s not a blame game. It’s not her mum’s fault or her friends’ fault. It’s the general personal choices you make. And you have to be careful about the choices you make when you’re in the public eye.”

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Lindsay Lohan And Lesbian Girlfriend Caught

May 24, 2008 Comments off

Frequent Defendant Lindsay Lohan Caught In A Lie

That’s clearly how she got that hickey last week

This is a follow up to my May 19, 2008 article Lindsay Lohan’s Family Upset By Lesbian Rumors. It seems Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson seem to have forgotten that paparazzi can travel outside of Los Angeles.

Yesterday, the pair were spotted hugging and kissing each other in France. The photos are now on People magazine’s web site and numerous blogs as well. The kissing pics can be found on other sites as well (I don’t want them on here, so I’m not posting them).

Ronson looks very troubled

So, Lindsay needs to tell her little gravel voiced sister to calm down and stop jumping on people for telling the truth about her.

My site was right about her drug use and it was right about this as well. I don’t make stories up about people. This isn’t a gossip site.

Besides, the people in Hollywood are so messed up, one does not have to invent stories.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Family Upset By Lesbian Rumors

May 19, 2008 Comments off

Ali And Dina Lohan Upset Bi, Um I Mean By People Calling Lindsay A Lesbian

May 19. 2008

It seems Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina has been furiously email bloggers ordering them to take down posts about her daughter being a lesbian.

I’ve run such articles on this web site and its accompanying blog. I also know your daughter reads this web site based on site statistics and another dead giveaway that shall be mentioned shortly, so let me save you the trouble.

Your daughter is a deceitful, arrogant, perverted young woman that steals people’s music and clothes. She is in Kabbalah and has a disgusting penchant for invasion of privacy along with the rest of that set.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson

Lindsay and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson have been photographed together in romantic Paris with the latter sporting a hickie on her neck. This is not the first time the two have been photographed going on vacation together to romantic places.

“Rumours that the two roommates are lovers were fuelled when, last year, leaked messages from the Sam’s MySpace account showed that Lindsay liked to call herself Lindsay Ronson.

The actress is also said to have written a message to Sam, saying: “Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die… I want to marry you and have children with you.”

Dina Lohan

Lindsay has also been been photographed inappropriately and intimately kissing 50-year-old Kabbalah designer Donna Karan on the mouth, while in other pictures she inappropriately had her hand all over your 19-year-old daughter’s leg.

There’s a reason for that. Your daughter is as straight as the Leaning Tower of Pizza (Pisa). No one is defaming her. People see things and talk in Hollywood. You’re denying this like you did the drugs stories that turned out to be true, forcing Lindsay into rehab to stem the bad press.

Ali Lohan (left) Dina Lohan (right)

Your 14-year-old daughter Ali, who has also gotten into acting, was already behind the wheel causing a car crash and she doesn’t even have a license yet. Family trait, I see.

When she inevitably tries to follow in her big sister’s footsteps again, under her mother’s poor supervision and engages in underage drinking at various Los Angeles clubs, Ali won’t be carded, as according to most blogs, and quite accurately might I add, she already looks 30. That’s one little girl that won’t need a fake ID.

Furthermore, who in their right mind would fear Dina Lohan. The woman hikes up her skirt for a photo shoot, showing the world her business, lets her kids turn into hellions, and all of a sudden thinks she is Mother Goose. Your conduct deserves a goose.

You issuing legal threats at any blogger is laughable. It wouldn’t be difficult to prove in a court of law that your kids are unruly and prone to bad behavior.

It also wouldn’t be difficult to prove you are a questionable parent, solely based on the things you’ve allowed your children to do and your terrible press articles where you gave such bad quotes, only a publicist who is a pathological liar would enjoy having you for a client.

Lindsay Lohan – Top Mom Lohan On Hunt For Trash Talk

Just this year (08), Dina announced the production of her upcoming U.S. TV reality show Living Lohan, which will follow the manager-mum as she navigates the careers of her two younger children, Ali, 14, and Cody, 11.

In the premiere episode – titled Mommy Will Fix It – set to air in the U.S. this weekend (24May08), Lohan Sr. fumes to one blogger: “You need to get (the article) down immediately, because I’m in touch with my attorney.”

She adds, “I don’t live my life every day going, ‘Oh, they’re talking about us.’ I’m over it. Yes, it still does hurt, but people are just idiots.”

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