Britney Dropped By Lawyer, Manager, Publicist And The Château Marmont

Bodyguard Throws Britney Under The Bus…And Judge Brands Her A Druggie

September 19. 2007

Continuing the mainstream pop culture theme this week actually every week of Being Britney Spears Stinks, she’s been dropped by…everybody. Her lawyer, manager, publicist and underwear have left her due to Britney’s insane conduct.

Britney was outed this week as a druggie and alcoholic by Commissioner Gordon, who is presiding over the case. She kept lying all year stating she didn’t do drugs, humiliating her mother as some liar that put her in rehab for kicks and now the truth has come out.

Her mother put her in rehab because Britney has a problem and she was trying to help her. Gordon ordered that Spears be tested twice a week for drugs and alcohol. He ordered her to get mental counseling as well.

She needs a full battery of psych tests, as the Kabbalah cult she has gotten involved with has destroyed her mind. That’s why she can’t function anymore. There are many drug abusers and alcoholics in Hollywood, but they don’t behave insane like Britney…only the ones in that cult do.

Spears’ former manager The Firm: “It saddens us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our professional relationship with Britney Spears. We believe Britney is enormously talented, and has made a terrific record. But current circumstances have prevented us from properly doing our job. We wish Britney the best.”

What he really meant: OK, she’s lost the plot and we tried upping her meds, but it didn’t work. Britney thought it was a chaser. Yesterday, she even called me and said, “Jeff, I want you to do my weave this week. Make me look like Angelina” and I just lost it and screamed, “I am not a magician, Britney.” And that’s when I quit.

Unbelievable Unbeweavable:

Attorney Gloria Allred’s secret witness in the Britney Spears case was the pop tart’s former bodyguard, who pretty much put the nail in the coffin, testifying about Britney’s drug use, alcohol abuse and constant nudity in front of the kids:

Tony Baretto testified of Britney’s plan to have K-Fed bumped off with a beretta.

Gloria Allred: “Our client was prepared to testify on issues of nudity by Ms Spears, drug use and safety issues involving the children. Today we came to court with a key and secret witness in the Britney Spears/Kevin Federline custody battle. Our client’s name is Tony Barretto. He was employed as a bodyguard for Ms. Spears from the time she came out of rehab until May 17th.”

What she really meant: Britney’s booty is in a sling. We have a witness that saw her fly “over the cuckoo’s nest” and make a roundtrip.

Gloria Allred: “During that time he was in her home on a full time basis, drove Ms. Spears to various appointments and observed her behavior inside of her home, outside of her home and around her children. He became very concerned about the children and their safety. Though he was reluctant to come forward and become embroiled in her custody dispute he decided to do so because of his concern about the safety and well being of the children. He is a father of young children himself.”

What she really meant: she’s beaming up in front of the kids so often that the cartels sent her a rewards card with coupons.

BBC: According to Ms Allred, he lost his job because “he didn’t hear her when she asked him to pick up her hat”.

What they really meant: It was one of the voices in her head that told him to pick up the hat, it just didn’t voice the request, but we can’t print that.

K-Fed: no she didn’t just try to kill a brother. I’m calling the NAACP. Al Sharpton is gonna hear about this.

According to the Daily Mail, “In a further twist to the bitter tug-of-love, Barretto also gave evidence about a planned “hit” on Britney’s ex-husband Kevin Federline. FBI and LAPD are investigating reports about a suspected plot to carry out “a contract hit” on Federline.”

What they really meant: he married a crazy person and with the sheer level of corruption in the FBI, white celebrities are not brought to justice (click here), and since K-Fed is technically black, Robert Mueller will launch a cover up.

The Daily Australia: “Most recently, the new queen of drama was asked to leave a top hotel after she allegedly smeared five-star food all over her face.”

What they really meant: as the phrase goes, she is one taco short of a combination platter.

Chateau Marmont restaurant:

Britney’s lawyer that dropped her Laura Wasser: Look, I don’t need the wrinkles. I’m trying to stay fly in my shades and this asylum escapee is stressing me out:

Joey Fatone

Joey Fatone formerly of the boyband NSYNC: “It looked like she was really lost. A lot of people really want her to seek help. There’s something not right there, something needs to obviously be done before anything tragic happens. She’s a great girl. I’ve known her for many years.”

What he really meant: Britney got the crazy.

Producer Timbaland to MTV regarding Britney: “She has no comeback story. That’s the problem. She has to have a team. She needs to come back with Justin doing records; [then we’d see headlines like,] ‘She went back to her ex and she’s making smashes.’ [But instead she got] so big-headed and [was] like, ‘Scr*w you, scr*w you, I don’t need nobody. She should humble herself and make a phone call and say, ‘I’m sorry.’ She knows what she’s sorry about,” Tim said. “She needs to say, ‘I was wrong,’ and it’ll definitely move forward. … That’s all she has to say.”

What he really meant: what is this woman smoking that she is calling a brother back cussing me out when I’m trying to help her with her country self:

Justin Timberlake: I love you big black man. Who needs Britney.

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Britney Spears Under Investigation For Child Abuse

It’s About Time

August 28. 2007

After a raft of stories surfaced in the press regarding Britney Spears’ poor treatment of her two children, an investigation has been opened into her conduct.

Here’s hoping no one gets bought off and the court acts in the best interest of the children. Britney is definitely one of the worst celebrity mothers in the world. Those kids didn’t ask for that. Some intervention is clearly needed for the children’s sake.

Side bar: while running from one of Kevin Federline’s process servers, a friend of Britney’s met in an accident. All that just to dodge court. It speaks volumes. If the truth came out in court, any fair minded person would see that her kids are in need of assistance from more capable people.

I don’t care how much you scream you’re a good mother. The proof is in the pudding via your conduct.

Britney Spears probed for child abuse

August 28, 2007 12:21pm – Article from: The Daily Telegraph – BRITNEY Spears is being investigated for child abuse as she prepares to battle her ex-husband Kevin Federline for custody of their two sons.

…US reports said the LA County Department of Children and Family Services was conducting an active investigation and the matter was deemed to take precedence in the couple’s ongoing custody battle – with all other issues put on hold.

Los Angeles criminal defence attorney Steve Cron said if the county felt the children were at risk, they would begin an investigation.

The judge would then decide if the county needed to step in, possibly taking over custody over the kids.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story

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Britney Spears’ friend in ‘hit and run’

Tuesday, August 28 2007, 12:27 BST – A friend of Britney Spears has been involved in a ‘hit and run’ car accident, when he was allegedly trying to avoid Kevin Federline’s lawyers handing him a subpoena.

The friend, who has been named only as Sam, turned up at his house in Venice Beach in California last night, but saw that Federline’s legal team were waiting to hand over legal papers.

A source told Perez Hilton: “He drove into Aaron’s car and sped off. He didn’t even obey the nearby stop sign”. Police then reportedly arrived on the scene to investigate the alleged hit and run.

The papers are being handed out to call people close to Britney to court to give evidence during the custody battle for sons Sean Preston and Jayden James.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a74245

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Baby Bill

There should be a comprehensive bill to protect the rights of children, especially from negligent parents, or those whom by association, bring destructiveness into their children’s lives.

Some women drink while they are pregnant and as an end result, their child develops Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, an impairment that creates behavioral problems, diminished thinking and mental retardation.

6 week old “normal brain” (left) – 6 week old “Fetal Alcohol Syndrome” brain (right). As you can see, the “Fetal Alcohol Syndrome” brain to the right is much smaller and appears damaged, from the mother’s drinking during pregnancy.

Others expose their children to drugs, alcohol and nightlife for those 18 and over, at an early age as well. 12, 13 and 14 year olds have no business being in adult clubs at night. You are begging for trouble, especially when you grant your permission. That’s called bad parenting. Sometimes kids of the best parentage go astray, but when you encourage it, that’s another story:

Kathy Hilton, pictured above, reportedly allowed her daughter, Paris Hilton, to go to clubs in New York at age 13. Kathy, almost 50, a mother of four, was seen out partying with her daughters at a club, wearing a blatantly see through blouse. No, that’s not dysfunctional or embarrassing at all. Not!

Mrs. Hilton, the man gave you a life of luxury and privilege, which is what you reportedly dreamed of and what your mother trained you to go after to escape poverty. The least you could have done was give him some kids with some sense of moral responsibility, social graces, respect for the law and their fellow man, who earn a respectable living off something that’s not stolen or porn.

Some, claiming their own personal beliefs, deny their children much needed medical attention and treatment from trained specialists and psychologists, in the hopes that no one will realize their child has a learning disability or mental illness.

This is a danger to everyone, the child included, if they lash out publicly, and destroy other lives through fear, violence, intimidation or prostitution.

My mother has worked with the disabled for 10 years and has witnessed many of them make remarkable progress. She has also seen the flip side of what happens through negligence, when children do not get treatment early enough.

John Travolta, pictured above with his son Jett and wife Kelly, has been criticized for denying him treatment for autism, due to his cult Scientology.

Simple tasks that people master in minutes, sometimes takes them years or a lifetime, when they don’t get the proper assistance and additional tutelage they need early in life. No case is hopeless. Progress can always be made.

Several months ago I saw a documentary on autism and the many advances doctors and psychologists have made in the field.

There was a young man who underwent therapy at an early age in which he should have already been able to speak, but was not doing so. After treatment he actual began speaking, where he had not before.

He struggled with some things, but his very noticeable progress was crystal clear. You can barely tell he is autistic now. Specialists in the documentary did stress that the earlier you bring your child in, the more they can do for them.

It is especially sad when celebrities and the wealthy deny their children treatment, that they can so easily afford, due to odd so called religious beliefs or plain embarrassment. It is not God’s wish for you to do this.

You should do what’s best for the child. This isn’t about you. It is about a little individual you are responsible for, who is at a disadvantage due to a developmental disability, that they can receive assistance with to help them. That should be a no-brainer, right. Well, for some parents it is not. They do not seek proper care for their children.

There are millions of mentally and physically disabled people all over the world. Some cases occurred through no fault of the mother, while others occurred due to drinking or drug taking.

However, they aren’t people relegated to backrooms and backdoors. There are many programs out there that can improve their quality of life and mental capacity…but not if their parents don’t place them in said programs.

Where should governments draw the line to protect children’s welfare. Some of the foolishness I have read about in different countries, regarding excuses some parents, both famous and non-famous, have employed, when the government has set aside funds to help kids, is just plain wrong and self-centered.

If parents do not do what is in the best interest of their children’s emotional, physical and mental health, they should be required to answer for it in a court of law, under a comprehensive bill aimed at helping kids, who can’t help themselves.

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