Posts Tagged ‘Clintons’

Bubba Busy Blaming

May 27, 2008 Comments off

Vast Left Wing Conspiracy

Remember years ago Hillary said there is a vast right wing conspiracy trying to crush her husband. Now Bill Clinton is implying there is a vast left wing conspiracy launching a cover up to knock Hillary out of the election in favor of Obama.

I thought cover ups only worked when you are winning or ahead – and Hillary’s not winning by any accepted criteria to determine the nominee.

Left wing conspiracy, right wing conspiracy – keep it up and you guys will have a whole chicken.

Bill Clinton says wife is victim of a ‘cover up’

“’Oh, this is so terrible: The people they want her. Oh, this is so terrible: She is winning the general election, and he is not. Oh my goodness, we have to cover this up.'”

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Was Hillary Behind The Reverend Wright Tapes?

May 9, 2008 Comments off

Hillary: I’m desperate!

Was Hillary Clinton behind the Reverend Wright tapes surfacing? In her zeal to beat Obama, which backfired, did Mrs. Clinton have a hand in these tapes going public, that have harmed the Democratic Party.

Obama’s rise to prominence in the race took Hillary by surprise, as she and many firmly believed for almost a year that she was the front-runner. Her cockiness showed it. She was as proud as a peacock. Then the reverse happened, and she was suddenly lagging behind.

Her campaign has circulated incendiary items to the media in attempts at torpedoing Obama’s campaign. Were the Reverend Wright tapes one of them.

You continue with these harmful, nasty, low blows, Hillary, and the Democrats are going to denounce and disown you.

Not to mention, if all your skeletons got dragged out of the closet, it would look like a cemetery.

Photos courtesy of the New York Times

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Hillary Clinton Killed Mr. Ed

May 6, 2008 Comments off

Just Kidding…But She Jinxed A Horse She Endorsed

Me to Hillary’s truck driver: hit reverse…hard!

To all you people planning on voting for Hillary Clinton, this is what happens to people that do:

Horsy “Eight Bells” jinxed by meanie Hillary is down for the count

That horse voted for Hillary Clinton and look what happened to it. Broke both ankles, lost the race and got whacked euthanized. Some of you might say, “But horses can’t vote!” Shut up, who asked you. You’re messing up my story with pesky details.

Obama: how was my weekend, you ask? I won Guam and Hillary killed a horse.

It stands to reason, if Hillary jinxed that horse, imagine what she would do to the country! People have been dropping like flies, well horses, around the Clintons. Was this horse another victim of the “Clinton Body Count.”

Did the horse know too much? Did Hillary need more hair for her mullet and decide the horse had to go? Yes, one for the scholars, indeed.

I’m just kidding.

Hillary’s Horse

May 03, 2008 7:05 PM – Tragedy struck the first filly in the Kentucky Derby since 1999, as Eight Belles went down on the track after her second-place finish today, broke two ankles, and was euthanized.

Showing a sisterhood with the female horse, Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., during a trip to Louisville this week had said she was going to bet on Eight Belles to win, place, and show.

ABC News’ Karen Travers reports that Clinton told supporters in Jeffersonville, Ind., earlier this week, “I hope that everybody will go to the derby on Saturday and place just a little money on the filly for me. I won’t be able to be there this year — my daughter is going to be there and so she has strict instructions to bet on Eight Belles.”

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The Clintons Are Cracking Up

April 3, 2008 Comments off
ABC: Desperate Clinton Launches Into Tirade Before Superdelegates

Clinton To Superdelegates: “Obama Can’t Win!”

Bill to superdelegates: I don’t appreciate you yellow belly, turncoat, Color Purple ticket holding, Oprah watching, Obama pandering Judases, I mean superdelegates, turning on my wife like that! Bubba is not amused at the treachery. The only reason she stayed married to me this long was because I promised her that one day she’d get the chance to play president! Now the most she’ll have is a walk on part on the West Wing. Oh wait, they cancelled that.

Hillary to superdelegates: I know where all of you turncoats live!

Those captions were jokes, but Bill and Hillary really are hopping mad. It’s getting ugly out there. ABC News reported today that Bill and Hillary Clinton are breaking down, so much so, they are launching into tirades and getting mean with superdelegates, as they watch the election slip through their fingers (Aisha suppressing laughter). Obama better beef up security:

“Bill Clinton’s tirade stunned some delegates”

Wednesday, April 2, 2008 – The Bill Clinton who met privately with California’s superdelegates at last weekend’s state convention was a far cry from the congenial former president who afterward publicly urged fellow Democrats to “chill out” over the race between his wife, Hillary Rodham Clinton, and Barack Obama.

In fact, before his speech Clinton had one of his famous meltdowns Sunday, blasting away at former presidential contender Bill Richardson for having endorsed Obama, the media and the entire nomination process.

“It was one of the worst political meetings I have ever attended,” one superdelegate said.

Candidate Clinton to Richardson: ‘Barack Obama Can’t Win’

ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos Reports: Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., and former President Bill Clinton are making very direct arguments to Democratic superdelegates, starkly insisting Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., cannot win a general election against presumptive Republican nominee, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz.

Sources with direct knowledge of the conversation between Sen. Clinton and Gov. Bill Richardson, D-N.M., prior to the Governor’s endorsement of Obama say she told him flatly, “He cannot win, Bill. He cannot win.”

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“Clinton Body Count” Recap

March 22, 2008 Comments off
“I See Dead People”

Bill Clinton

This article is a recap of yesterday’s Bill Clinton’s Murdered Intern containing a link to “The Clinton Body Count” site, which details a long list of Clinton associates that have mysteriously and prematurely died in tragic circumstances.

Hillary Clinton

Looking at that list, I’m thinking to myself, maybe I better start being nicer to Hillary in my writing. I’ll begin now. My, Hillary, you’ve been looking very handsome this week on television. That dashing, manly red suit you wore really set of the color of your irises. Your hairdresser did a fantastic job coiffing your hair to cover your horns.

The Clinton Body Count

Susan Coleman: Rumors were circulating in Arkansas of an affair with Bill Clinton. She was found dead with a gunshot wound to the head at 7 1/2 months pregnant. Death was an apparent suicide.

Larry Guerrin: Was killed in February 1987 while investigating the INSLAW case.

Kevin Ives & Don Henry: Initial cause of death was reported to be the result of falling asleep on a railroad track in Arkansas on August 23, 1987. This ruling was reported by the State medical examiner Fahmy Malak. Later it was determined that Kevin died from a crushed skull prior to being placed on the tracks. Don had been stabbed in the back. Rumors indicate that they might have stumbled upon a Mena drug operation.

Keith Coney: Keith had information on the Ives/Henry deaths. Died in a motorcycle accident in July 1988 with unconfirmed reports of a high speed car chase.

Keith McKaskle: McKaskle has information on the Ives/Henry deaths. He was stabbed to death in November 1988.

Gregory Collins: Greg had information on the Ives/Henry deaths. He died from a gunshot wound to the face in January 1989.

Jeff Rhodes: He had information on the deaths of Ives, Henry & McKaskle. His burned body was found in a trash dump in April 1989. He died of a gunshot wound to the head and there was some body mutilation, leading to the probably speculation that he was tortured prior to being killed.

James Milam: Milam had information on the Ives & Henry deaths. He was decapitated. The state Medical examiner, Fahmy Malak, initially ruled death due to natural causes.

Richard Winters: Winters was a suspect in the deaths of Ives & Henry. He was killed in a “robbery” in July 1989 which was subsequently proven to be a setup.

Jordan Kettleson: Kettleson had information on the Ives & Henry deaths. He was found shot to death in the front seat of his pickup in June 1990.

Alan Standorf: An employee of the National Security Agency in electronic intelligence. Standorf was a source of information for Danny Casalaro who was investigating INSLAW, BCCI, etc. Standorf’s body was found in the backseat of a car at Washington National Airport on Jan 31, 1991.

Dennis Eisman: An attorney with information on INSLAW. Eisman was found shot to death on April 5, 1991.

Danny Casalaro: Danny was a free-lance reporter and writer who was investigating the “October Surprise”, INSLAW and BCCI. Danny was found dead in a bathtub in a Sheraton Hotel room in Martinsburg, West Virginia. Danny was staying at the hotel while keeping appointments in the DC area pertinent to his investigation. He was found with his wrists slashed. At least one, and possibly both of his wrists were cut 10 times. All of his research materials were missing and have never been recovered.

Victor Raiser: The National Finance Co-Chair for “Clinton for President.” He died in a airplane crash on July 30, 1992.

R. Montgomery Raiser: Also involved in the Clinton presidential campaign. He died in the same plane crash as Victor.

Paul Tully: Tulley was on the Democratic National Committee. He was found dead of unknown causes in his hotel room on September 24, 1992. No autopsy was ever allowed.

For the rest of the long list go here:

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Bill Clinton’s Murdered Intern

March 20, 2008 Comments off
Shocking Items On Bill Clinton’s Other Intern That Ended Up Murdered

Bill Clinton

Many of you know of Monica Lewinsky as Bill Clinton’s most famous intern. However, there is another intern, Mary Caitrin Mahoney, that died under suspicious circumstances and is the subject of much speculation online, due to the manner in which she was killed and the timing.

Hillary Clinton

Mary Caitrin Mahoney

Many state Mahoney was about to go public with allegations of sexual harassment by Bill Clinton, when she was gunned down at Starbucks. She was shot five times by a gunman, but no money was taken from the Starbucks where she worked part-time.

Hardly seems like a robbery, now does it. Historic case files around the world have shown, the absence of robbery during a murder, indicates the perpetrator did not commit the crime with the intent to steal, but to kill.

Mary Caitrin Mahoney

Murdered July 6, 1997 – An attractive 25 year old woman, Mary was a former “Clinton White House intern working as the Assistant Manager at a Starbuck’s coffee shop in Georgetown.

In the pre-trial publicity surrounding Paula Jones lawsuit, and days after Newsweek’s Mike Isikoff had dropped hints that a “former White House staffer” was about to go public with her story of sexual harassment at the White House, gunmen entered the Starbuck’s while the crew, ( Mary Mahoney, 25, Emory Allen Evans, 25 and Aaron David Goodrich,18) were cleaning up after closing.

Mary’s two co-workers were taken to a room and shot. Mary was brutally shot five times, no money was taken. In March 1999 Carl Cooper, 29 was arrested (on an unrelated warrant) based on a tip came in to “Americas Most Wanted” hotline after the story aired for a third time.

Cooper, arrested for a 1996 shooting of a “Police Officer”, confessed to the murders after questioning Monica Lewinsky surfaced as a reluctant witness in the Paula Jones lawsuit and lied in her deposition!

Monica told Vernon Jordan ” I don’t want to wind-up like Mary Mahoney” That statement suggests Monica’s fear that Mary’s murder was somehow connected to the Clinton White House. Mary Mahoney was a Lesbian and was among 6 who organized a gay group in Baltimore, called the avengers. If any sexual advance had been made by Clinton toward Mary, such conduct would have been an issue …


The Clinton Body Count (A VERY LONG LIST OF DEATHS):

Clinton Body Count (with pics):

Starbucks ‘Killer’ Recants, New Questions Emerge in Intern’s Death:

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Commentators To Clinton: Cool It Bubba!

January 24, 2008 Comments off
Clinton Legacy Going Up In Smoke

January 24. 2008

Commentators have been kindly warning Bill Clinton to watch his attacks on Barack Obama, because between what he and his wife Hillary have already said, the black community is not amused. The above posted video and several mainstream publications flat out accuses him of lying about Obama’s track record, which is not a good look on the former president.

“Davos Bill is tarnishing his philanthropic brand”

Davos is a place ideally made for Mr Clinton in his post-presidential incarnation. He embodies the aspects of the US that are still admired by the rest of the world after nearly eight years of George W. Bush. He is eloquent, thoughtful, sensitive to inequality and suffering outside US borders and determined to do something about it.

Just lately, however, Mr Clinton has been back on the campaign trail in the US in support of his wife Hillary. He has adopted tactics that, if he does not curb himself soon, may tarnish his global brand irreparably. That would be a shame, not only for him but also for the causes that he has placed his weight behind.”

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