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Paris Hilton’s Dad Donated To John McCain

September 24, 2008 Comments off

Republican presidential nominee, John McCain and his recent controversial Barack Obama ad, prominently featuring Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, is facing a contradiction of sorts.

John and Cindy McCain

The ad that subtlety cast aspersions on Obama, equating him with the two bimbos, much to their chagrin, also dissed the daughter of one of his campaign donors, Rick Hilton.

Paris, your weave is showing

It is being pointed out in the press today that Rick Hilton, father of Paris, donated thousands to McCain’s campaign. Paris most likely didn’t donate a dime and McCain probably figured that’s what she gets for being a cheapskate.

In all fairness to Paris, she probably didn’t even know there is an election going on. You can’t expect her to keep up with current events.

Sidebar: you know Paris will read this and think I’m defending her, right.

Sidebar 2: If Britney took her meds today, she may be upset at the ad too. Then again, she’d probably just be grateful he didn’t use any bald pics of her in the ad.


Paris Hilton’s Brother Barron Arrested For DUI

February 12, 2008 Comments off
Because The Family That Drinks Together…Gets DUIs Together

February 12. 2008

Barron Hilton (right) Paris Hilton (left)…no wait, Barron Hilton (left) Paris Hilton (right)…Paris is looking a little androgynous there.

Paris Hilton’s 18-year-old brother Barron was arrested for a hit and run DUI, where his blood alcohol level was almost two times the legal limit (.14).

He hit a gas station attendant in Malibu and kept going. To make matters worse, he is under twenty-one and not supposed to be drinking and was also caught with a fake ID.

Last year, Paris Hilton was charged, arrested and incarcerated for DUI and repeatedly driving without a valid license.

Boy, that’s a family of winners. Actually, that’s a family of wieners.

Barron Hilton’s mug shot

There’s something wrong in that family, producing this severe level of dysfunction. Well, to be fair, having Paris Hilton for a sister would drive anyone to drinking. Just kidding.

Seriously, that family needs help before it completely self-destructs. Paris (daughter) doing pornographic videos and DUIs, Barron (brother) under age drunk driving and hitting a civilian who’s on foot, Nicky (sister) looking like she is literally dying from anorexia nervosa and Kathy (mother) going clubbing with her adult daughters, whilst wearing a see through blouse. Something’s not right there.

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