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“The Hills” House Hit With City Citation

August 12, 2008 Comments off

Why Is The Man Always Picking On People

She Pays Her Taxes, Leave Her Alone

Audrina Patridge (left) and Lauren Conrad (right)

“The Hills” reality TV star Lauren Conrad and her friend Audrina have been citied by the City of Los Angeles. No, Audrina is not an illegal immigrant, but their house is, as it does not have the necessary paperwork (Hey, I’m an immigrant, so I can make that joke).

The guesthouse of the residence has been cited as an illegal structure built without a permit. This happens all the time all over the world. People build stuff or make additions and don’t pull permits.

However, considering Lauren just bought the home she should have title insurance to protect her. You do have insurance, don’t you?! If not, yea, you’re pretty much up a creek.

‘The Hills’ guest house under investigation as an illegal residence

The City of Los Angeles’ Department of Building and Safety is currently investigating whether or not the guest house inhabited by Patridge on Conrad’s property is an illegal residence, Access Hollywood reported Tuesday.

According to the Multiple Listing Service, the house on Conrad’s property — which is zoned as a Single Family residence in the Department of Building and Safety’s Building Permit and Clearance Handbook — is only permitted for one dwelling, Access Hollywood Reported.


Sex Tapes: There Ought To Be A Law

May 2, 2008 Comments off

Heidi Montag Confirms Existence Of Lauren Conrad Sex Tape

Heidi Montag, one of the stars of MTV’s reality show The Hills, confirmed on television last night that there is a sex tape featuring her co-star Lauren Conrad.

Montag stated, Conrad’s ex-boyfriend, the N-word using, drug abusing Jason Wahler, was trying to sell it. This has become a trend that needs to stop. It’s not cute and you’re turning yourself into something you and your children will regret down the road.

While it is a very serious crime to film someone without their permission in places and situations where privacy is to be expected, such as in a home, public bathroom or hotel room, to name a few, consensually making a sex tape with another person is not illegal.

However, there should be a law that a person cannot sell, show or disseminate in any fashion, a sex tape or nude photos, without the consent of the other party. People should face jail time for doing that. It would stem the flow of all these sex tapes coming out. A better solution would be to not make them.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag insist Lauren Conrad sex tape existed

While Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt never actually saw the alleged sex tape featuring The Hills Lauren Conrad and her ex-beau Jason Wahler, they insist that it did in fact exist at one point.

“It was not a rumor, that’s all I have to say,” said Montag during a pre-taped appearance on Tuesday’s broadcast of the syndicated The Tyra Banks Show. “From what I heard from confirmed sources is that her ex-boyfriend was going around trying to sell it.”

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“The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of McCain”

April 29, 2008 Comments off

Rampant Republicanism

Does MTV Know (LOL)

April 29. 2008

Reality TV star Lauren Conrad a McCain supporter

A few weeks ago, Heidi Montag from MTV’s reality show “The Hills” told the public she is voting for Republican candidate John McCain in this year’s election.

This week, New York Magazine has stated Montag’s co-star Lauren Conrad is also a Republican batting for John McCain. Hey, who knew P.O.W.s were so fashionable. Just kidding.

It’s a move that is so not Hollywood. You know David Geffen is plotting his revenge somewhere in a day spa in Hollywood, seething under the cucumbers over his eyes. That’ll peel his nail polish.

Lauren Conrad (left) Heidi Montag (right)

Lauren Conrad Is a Republican, Just Like Heidi

We’ll admit, it never would have even occurred to us to ask Hills star Lauren Conrad about her personal politics if her arch-nemesis, Heidi Montag, hadn’t come out earlier this month as a McCain supporter. After that, we didn’t really have a choice. When we saw Conrad at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner on Saturday, we asked her who would have her vote.

“Should I vote for the Republicans?” he asked. We seized the moment and craned our necks in Conrad’s direction. She clapped wildly. “Or the Democrats?” Ferguson asked. Conrad immediately placed her hands on the table and wrinkled her nose to her friend”

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