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Mom Of Thieving, Drug Abusing, DUI Prone Starlet Wins Mother Of The Year

May 10, 2008 Comments off

In What Universe, You Ask? And No, You Are Not In the Twilight Zone!

Dina Lohan

Dina Lohan, is the flesh flashing, George Clooney stalking, mother of former actress, Lindsay Lohan. Dina, allowed her daughter Lindsay to have hotel sleepovers with male stars, whilst in her mid-teens.

Dina sat idly by, as her now broke meal ticket became a drug addicted alcoholic before even coming of age. Not to mention, the many DUIs her daughter racked up before age 21, that caused innocent people physical and property damage.

Dina’s daughter Lindsay has further criminally stolen expensive clothing items in two unrelated cases.

Dina’s daughter Lindsay was photographed at age 19, intimately kissing 50-year-old designer and all around perv, Donna Karan, on the mouth, who is also a member of the Kabbalah cult.

Well, Dina has inexplicably been named Mother Of The Year in Long Island, New York. Yes, you read that right.

Now, I like Long Island. I have friends there, but I know not a one of them voted for Dina. So, just how did she get this award. Who did she sleep with or pay off?

Well, actually, the family is broke from the many lawsuits and accompanying legal fees associated with Dina and Lindsay’s misconduct in a number of things, so who did she sleep with?

Seriously, I’m sure there were more deserving moms in Long Island.

Lindsay Lohan in fur coat she stole

A bad mother is not one that tries hard to keep their kid on the straight and narrow, and then for whatever reason, the kid messes up anyway.

A bad mother is one that encourages irresponsible behavior and or sits back and lets it happen unchallenged.

Mother of the Year hiking her skirt up for the camera:


May 8, 2008 — MORE surprised than anyone that Dina Lohan was honored as a “top mom” this week was her ex-husband, Michael Lohan, who called the award from the Mingling Moms Organization “a joke.”

Michael fumed, “Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I guess they forgot to mention how this top super-mom leaves her kids alone at night and even parties in their presence. Just wait until we go back to court.

“She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling ‘Oh, [bleep],’ when she saw the paparazzi,” Michael raged to Page Six.

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Ron Weasley Slams Paris Hilton And Lindsay Lohan

April 16, 2008 Comments off

Turns Out Men Do Find DUIs, Drug Convictions, STDs And Crazy Chicks Troublesome

April 16. 2008

Ron Weasley: I didn’t know a woman could have that many STDs! What exactly is Parisitis!

Though I am not a fan of the Harry Potter series, one of its lead actors, Ron Weasley, accurately summed up Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton to a tee.

Paris “free clinic” Hilton

When asked why he won’t get a place in Los Angeles, like his co-star Daniel Radcliffe, who bought a second home away from London, in New York, he squarely blamed the vapidity that is Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

He hilariously said of former actress Lindsay Lohan:

“I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot. She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, ‘But you can’t act’.”

Paris with one of the fugly shoes in her clothing line. I hope that’s the only one. It looks like she killed a lizard to get it done.

Regarding Paris Hilton he stated:

“I haven’t met Paris and don’t want to either. She and Lindsay are the type of girls you need to stay away from.”

Well said Weasley. Sites all over the world are laughing in agreement at your statements. Who knew they were bad for tourism. source

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Lindsay Living With Lover

April 15, 2008 Comments off

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson

Fornicator Lindsay Lohan has been living with her lover, but it’s not what you think. It’s another woman, Samantha Ronson. Oh dear.

The felon, Lohan, busted twice for DUI and cocaine possession, continues to hang around one of her worst influences. As some of you may remember, when Lohan was arrested last year for DUI and drugs, Ronson was in the car with her.

She was also photographed with Lindsay, while the former actress went out and got high and skunk drunk at various Los Angeles drug dens watering holes.

It is also being reported that Lindsay refuses to visit her grandma in the hospital, who is suffering with cancer.

You Kabbalah nutters don’t seem to care about cancer sufferers, as when you’re not ignoring them in their poor, infirmed state, you’re trying to fleece them out of their money, by telling them that government board cited, polluted Kabbalah water, sold to them at exorbitant prices, coupled with big financial donations to you, will cure them, which is unscientific and plain cruel (BBC documentary and other supporting international articles).

May God have mercy on you for fleecing cancer victims and prolonging their suffering, in turning them away from medical science in favor of quackery.

You’re the kind of cult, that say a cure to cancer was found, you’d steal the money the lab had to mass produce it, so you could keep selling that phony Kabbalah water.

Robert “Double Standard” Mueller, is a first rate hypocrite. Overcame prostate cancer, yet allows Madonna and that Kabbalah cult to fleece cancer victims from U.S. Shores, because the figurehead is famous.

It’s amazing that the FBI has clamped down on a few individuals that unethically sold fake cures, yet mysteriously has overlooked the unmitigated criminal fraud the Kabbalah Center and Madonna openly engage in from U.S. shores, regarding defrauding cancer patients and others struggling with disease, via fraudulent Kabbalah water.

Does someone need to scan Robert Mueller’s bank account, as he loves doing to innocent Americans he’s spied on, misusing the Patriot Act, for which he was condemned in Congress.

Clearly the phrase “Liberty and justice for all” is not in Robert Mueller’s vocabulary. Nice work protecting victims Mr. Mueller – not!

Lindsay Lohan’s pal Samantha Ronson has “practically moved in” with the troubled star at her Los Angeles pad in a bid to make sure she stays away from drugs.

“Sam still has her own place,” a source told the New York Post, “but she spends every night at Lindsay’s” to make sure she stays away from drink, drugs and trouble.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Losses

March 6, 2008 Comments off
Lohan’s Image And Finances Take A Beating After DUIs, Cocaine Possession And Multiple Lawsuits

March 5. 2008

2007 saw Lindsay Lohan lose lucrative film deals, her career and reputation through a string of DUIs, Cocaine possession arrests and lawsuits for harming members of the public and creating property damage via her insobriety.

2008 is off to a bad start as well with Lohan being awarded a record 8 Razzies for her panned performance in the box office bomb “I Know Who Killed Me,” a disgraceful, mocked semi-nude photo shoot posing as the late Marilyn Monroe and now comes word she might lose a big modeling contract with Jill Stuart.

Due to substance abuse that does not look like the face of a 21 year old

Lohan’s poor choices and the ensuing damage it has caused her and others should serve as warning to young entertainers not to take anything for granted and don’t believe your own hype, as it will be your undoing.

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Paris Hilton’s Brother Barron Arrested For DUI

February 12, 2008 Comments off
Because The Family That Drinks Together…Gets DUIs Together

February 12. 2008

Barron Hilton (right) Paris Hilton (left)…no wait, Barron Hilton (left) Paris Hilton (right)…Paris is looking a little androgynous there.

Paris Hilton’s 18-year-old brother Barron was arrested for a hit and run DUI, where his blood alcohol level was almost two times the legal limit (.14).

He hit a gas station attendant in Malibu and kept going. To make matters worse, he is under twenty-one and not supposed to be drinking and was also caught with a fake ID.

Last year, Paris Hilton was charged, arrested and incarcerated for DUI and repeatedly driving without a valid license.

Boy, that’s a family of winners. Actually, that’s a family of wieners.

Barron Hilton’s mug shot

There’s something wrong in that family, producing this severe level of dysfunction. Well, to be fair, having Paris Hilton for a sister would drive anyone to drinking. Just kidding.

Seriously, that family needs help before it completely self-destructs. Paris (daughter) doing pornographic videos and DUIs, Barron (brother) under age drunk driving and hitting a civilian who’s on foot, Nicky (sister) looking like she is literally dying from anorexia nervosa and Kathy (mother) going clubbing with her adult daughters, whilst wearing a see through blouse. Something’s not right there.

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Hogan Family Faces Crisis

November 24, 2007 Comments off

Civil Suit Over Son’s Car Accident, Hulk Hogan’s Wife Files For Divorce

November 23. 2007

Video clip of the Hogan family from “Vehicular Lunatics” street racing DVD

Pro-wrestler Hulk Hogan is facing divorce from his wife of 24 years, Linda. She filed for divorce on November 20, 2007. The family had been thrust into the spotlight over the last couple years with their realty show, Hogan Knows Best, filmed in Tampa and Miami, Florida.

Recently, their son, Nick, was involved in a car accident that left his passenger, soldier John Graziano, in a vegetative state. Graziano’s skull was broken in the accident, rendering him comatose. His family is preparing to file a civil suit against the Hogans, as it is being said Nick was street racing when the accident happened, which is illegal. Hogan was wearing a seatbelt, Graziano was not.

The State of Florida has filed felony charges against Nick, whose blood alcohol level the night of the accident was 0.055. While that is under the legal limit of .08, Hogan is a minor and not allowed to consume alcohol. He is being charged as an adult as well. Nick’s license has been suspended, as he was cited 4 times in one month for speeding in separate incidences.

It is regrettable that a family that seemed close, especially a husband and wife who have been married for so many years, is now facing divorce.

This is the worse possible time they should try to divorce. With all that’s going on with their son and his friend that is now on life support, they don’t need to add divorce to the mix.

Divorce is a sad thing and it is my hope that they reconcile. They seem well suited to each other.

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Lindsay Lohan Does Hard Time…84 Minutes

November 16, 2007 Comments off

November 16. 2007

ex-con Lindsay Lohan

Due to overcrowding in L.A. county jails, Lindsay “The Black Kid Did It” Lohan was released early after serving 84 minutes of a one day jail sentence for cocaine possession (twice), drunk driving (twice) and damaging public property (once, but not before running over “the black kid’s” foot).

Even her waste of celluloid movies last longer than that. Regardless, Lindsay has been easing back into her old routine, which could spell a repeat visit if she is not careful.

It’s rare that one finds this kind of sophistication and grace:

Paris “The Felon” Hilton is another one slipping back into her old routine. A few months ago after she was released from jail (LOL), she told Larry King that she had changed, but just this week she was spotted out partying…on a stripper pole…looking wasted…surrounded by men.

And to think people pay models to walk down runways while an undiscovered STD socialite like Paris is hanging around:

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