NYP: Mary Kate Dodging The Feds
Uh Oh, White Girl In Trouble
August 4. 2008
Mary Kate Olsen, half of the Olsen Twins
Here at the Judiciary Report, I aim to be what Fox News is not, fair and balanced (and smart). Therefore, I write about people of all races and nationalities who find their butts in a sling.
Today, it’s twin actress Mary Kate Olsen. Due to the tragic passing of Australian actor, Heath Ledger, the U.S. feds are conducting an investigation into how he obtained the prescription drugs that killed him…without a prescription.
Ledger passed away in Olsen’s New York apartment and she was also one of the last people he spoke to before he died. Therefore, the government wants to question her. However, according to the New York Post, the tiny, teacup actress has been avoiding them.
Mary Kate (left) and Ashley (right)
Well, if it’s the FBI, since you are famous, you can bribe Robert Mueller. If it’s the D.E.A., girlfriend you may have a problem.
OLSEN TO HEATH FEDS: LET’S DEAL
The laws today are so complicated that no one from the Pope on down can know for sure whether he has committed a crime, especially a federal crime. 95% of Federal trials end in conviction. If Martha Stewart had “taken the fifth” she never would…
Pint-size actress Mary-Kate Olsen has refused to be interviewed by federal investigators probing the accidental drug death of her close friend Heath Ledger unless she receives immunity from prosecution, The Post has learned.