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Madonna’s Publicist Explains Crypt Keeper Photos

September 24, 2008

…And No One Believes Her

Madonna’s professional liar, also known as a publicist, went into spin overdrive yesterday making excuses to explain to the public why her devilish client Madonna looked like a 70-year-old gay man with a crack problem.

Liz Rosenberg as Pinocchio due to her penchant for lying (courtesy of TMZ)

Madonna’s devious publicist, Liz Rosenberg, is a deceitful, colluding, snake tongued liar, who covers for Madonna’s mess ups time after time.

Bodyguard’s reaction to seeing Madonna:

She blamed Madonna’s look on a “bad photo” by the photographers. However, as Hollyscoop said, “15 bad photos?” It’s true, as all the photos were really bad. Madonna looked like the crypt keeper on steroids.

Her daughter’s reaction to seeing Madonna:

No one bought the liar publicist’s explanation. She even said Madonna is not sick. You would have been better off saying she was, because to look that ghastly and not be ill, says something scary. It was like Halloween had come early and its name is Mad-onna. Well, technically she is sick…sick in the head.

Adopted boy’s reaction to seeing Madonna:

If she looks like that and is not ill, it would be scary to find out what she looks like when she is sick. It’s ironic that the African kid who was allegedly starving and dying when she stole found him, looks healthier than she does.

Her publicist described Madonna’s skin as glowing. Yea, a radioactive, nuclear spill kind of glow:


But Madonna’s spokeswoman, Liz Rosenberg, has put the weight loss down to the grueling rehearsals for her upcoming world tour – and insists the Holiday hitmaker is perfectly healthy.

She tells People.com, “I just think the photographer got a bad shot of her or it was touched up to make her look bad.

“I saw Madonna two days before… and she looked amazing – glowing skin and working really hard on her show.

“She may look a little thinner than usual but she was dancing and singing better than ever and ate a nice healthy meal.”



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