Madonna Having An Angelina Jolie Moment Again

July 25, 2008

Monkey See Monkey Do

Angelina Jolie

Madonna is famed for creepily mimicking other people. Did she think A-Rod was her Angelina Jolie moment again…to disastrous results…once again. Didn’t she learn her lesson yet. I’ll explain.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

She has been mimicking Jolie for a couple years now. When Jolie adopted an African baby through the proper channels and was applauded for it, Madonna ran out and illegally bought one, causing worldwide condemnation.

Why is she always walking like that – like a chicken with its legs turned in?

When Jolie did charity work in Africa to good results, Madonna ran out and did the same, only it was donating free Kabbalah water, which has been cited by the Canadian government as polluted. She was roundly criticized for it in the press.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie broke up the marriage of rich and famous star Brad Pitt, which was wrong, by hypnotizing him with sex – and then they became the top couple in show business, receiving what Madonna lives for – unlimited publicity and constant coverage.

Madonna broke up the marriage of rich and famous baseball star Alex Rodriguez’s by literally brainwashing him, which was crazy, and is getting bashed for it.

Note to Madonna: Hahaha! Sucker! Stop trying to be Angelina, it’s so not working for you.

Alex Rodriguez

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