Madonna’s Brother To Write Tell All
Madonna’s pervert brother Christopher Ciccone, who is a non-rehabilitated drug addict that did a book containing nothing but photos of naked butts, and got in on dirty business deals with his even more perverted sister, is doing a tell all about her.
That family behaves like barbarians. What a messed up gene pool. Knowing them, I highly doubt the book will be original. What’s he really going to tell us that we don’t already know, anyway:
That her fraudulent music has faded and audiences are totally over her, hence her flopped CD “Hard Candy.”
That she’s had 11 abortions according to Barbara Victor, Andrew Morton and many others:
Barbara Victor’s book “Goddess” (HarperCollins), published in the same week as Morton’s, includes the shock claim that Madonna has had 11 abortions in 25 years, and tricked British film director Guy Ritchie into marrying her by deliberately getting pregnant with her second child, Rocco.
She has had abortions. She has been known to be insecure, pestering her menfolk with telephone calls.
Superstar Madonna has had 11 abortions in her life – according to an unauthorized biography by Barbara Victor. In new book Goddess, Victor says the Material Girl would be the mother of 13 children if she had retained her catholic beliefs of termination being wrong. Victor says, “She had a pregnancy in between Lourdes and Rocco. It was with a British man.” The last abortion is alleged to have taken place just before Madonna met her husband Guy Ritchie.
“Madonna had several abortions when she was with Jellybean, at least three that I know of,” says Erica.
That she has a currently medically incurable STD she contracted from one of the many people she slept with.
Madonna devilishly laying on a pentagram in her video “Human Nature”
That at age 25, she made out with and fondled her manager’s 15-year-old nephew.
That at age 25, she went around downtown Manhattan having sex with underage Latino youths (she just keeps spreading that herpes).
That all her major hits and many of her minor ones as well were stolen from other artists she ripped off.
That she, um, exchanged funds (that’s a euphemism) for the mafia (her ex-boyfriend Mafioso, Chris Paciello, and others)
That she’s still a lesbian and is having sex with a woman in her employ. Isn’t that not allowed in Kabbalah.
That her husband made a pass at model Claudia Schiffer (pictured above) even though she is the wife of one of his friends.
That he has a crush on model/actress Kelly Brook, who he was seen standing too close to and sniffing her perfume and hair with a grin on his face.
That she engages in bribery to win court cases.
That she’s frequently used hard drugs like ecstasy (“The night I met Michael Rosenblatt, who signed me to Sire Records, I jammed my demo tape into his hand, we both did a tab of ecstasy and then we danced the night away”).
That she puts testosterone into her system via a skin cream:
Madonna is rubbing male hormones on her face. The Material Girl has started a strict regime of massaging her skin with testosterone cream due to it’s toted ability to increase muscle mass, boost energy, improve memory, and ward off mood swings. But Madge has got a hairy surprise that’s a bit more than she bargained for.
That she’s been pictured out in public drunk.
That she’s been stalking Prince William and Prince Harry in London with that sick Kabbalah cult.
That she is abusive to kids:
1. A group of young girls waited patiently for hours in the Westbury Hotel lobby for Madonna’s autograph. Her personal assistant, Melinda Cooper told the crazy pop star:
“They’ve been waiting here all day, Madonna. Why don’t you sign an autograph for them” to which the she-devil Madonna walked up to the kids and said ” ‘If I do it for you, then I’ll have to do it for everybody. You’re nothing. You don’t mean anything to me’ then turns and leaves.” – from the “I Hate Madonna Handbook”
2. That she choked a 10-year-old boy for “pestering” her for an autograph on her day off:
MADONNA THE BOUNCER POUNCES ON A KID FAN
“Madonna beat me up,” reported Keith Sorrentino, a 10-year-old fan from Staten Island, whose parents sued the superstar after she allegedly choked their son. Little Keith and his older sister Darlene were devoted fans.
They knew when Madonna got up, where she took morning coffee, where she jogged. They knew the name of her private secretary, when she left the theater (after performing in Speed-The-Plow) and from which door.
What they didn’t know was how Madonna felt about their adulation. “We’re her fans,” Keith said innocently. “We were following Madonna out of the San Remo [co-op]. I ran in front and took her picture, that’s when she started cursing me out – she’s got some mouth on her – and threw me against the wall. Look. I got bruises,” he told New York Post columnist Amy Pagnozzi, exposing a skinny arm.
Keith suffers from “regular nightmares,” according to his attorney, who filed a $600,000 damage suit over the encounter. Madonna settled out of court.– New York Post
3. That she choked Dick Clark’s son
Music industry veteran Dick Clark
The book titled “THE BIG SHOW: HIGH TIMES AND DIRTY DEALINGS BACKSTAGE AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS” by Steve Pond, detailed how a camerawoman fell into the orchestra pit and was seriously injured, and as she laid there on the floor waiting for paramedics, a furious Madonna was upset that she wouldn’t be able to rehearse for the show. Madonna, obviously not concerned for the woman’s welfare exclaimed, “But she’s just lying there. Can’t we just do this.”
Still upset at not being able to rehearse (like it was gonna help), Madonna later choked Dick Clarke’s son Rac who accidentally fell asleep during her show (can you blame him) and ruined a planned microphone stunt for her performance. According to the book she then, “Launched into an astonishingly profane tirade, despite the fact that the area below was occupied by a group of children.” And now she’s writing children’s books. Alrighty, then.