Mom Of Thieving, Drug Abusing, DUI Prone Starlet Wins Mother Of The Year
In What Universe, You Ask? And No, You Are Not In the Twilight Zone!
Dina Lohan, is the flesh flashing, George Clooney stalking, mother of former actress, Lindsay Lohan. Dina, allowed her daughter Lindsay to have hotel sleepovers with male stars, whilst in her mid-teens.
Dina sat idly by, as her now broke meal ticket became a drug addicted alcoholic before even coming of age. Not to mention, the many DUIs her daughter racked up before age 21, that caused innocent people physical and property damage.
Dina’s daughter Lindsay has further criminally stolen expensive clothing items in two unrelated cases.
Dina’s daughter Lindsay was photographed at age 19, intimately kissing 50-year-old designer and all around perv, Donna Karan, on the mouth, who is also a member of the Kabbalah cult.
Well, Dina has inexplicably been named Mother Of The Year in Long Island, New York. Yes, you read that right.
Now, I like Long Island. I have friends there, but I know not a one of them voted for Dina. So, just how did she get this award. Who did she sleep with or pay off?
Well, actually, the family is broke from the many lawsuits and accompanying legal fees associated with Dina and Lindsay’s misconduct in a number of things, so who did she sleep with?
Seriously, I’m sure there were more deserving moms in Long Island.
Lindsay Lohan in fur coat she stole
A bad mother is not one that tries hard to keep their kid on the straight and narrow, and then for whatever reason, the kid messes up anyway.
A bad mother is one that encourages irresponsible behavior and or sits back and lets it happen unchallenged.
Mother of the Year hiking her skirt up for the camera:
EX YELLS OVER ‘TOP MOM’ DINA
May 8, 2008 — MORE surprised than anyone that Dina Lohan was honored as a “top mom” this week was her ex-husband, Michael Lohan, who called the award from the Mingling Moms Organization “a joke.”
Michael fumed, “Are you kidding! Top celebrity mom? Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I guess they forgot to mention how this top super-mom leaves her kids alone at night and even parties in their presence. Just wait until we go back to court.
“She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose, yelling ‘Oh, [bleep],’ when she saw the paparazzi,” Michael raged to Page Six.
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