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Blogs: Why Can’t Jennifer Aniston Keep A Man

May 9, 2008

Jennifer Aniston

Numerous blogs have degradingly asked why actress Jennifer Aniston can’t keep a man. First, her ex-husband Brad Pitt cheated on her with actress Angelina Jolie.

Jennifer Aniston

Recently, she was spotted by the New York Post cuddling with singer, John Mayer, in Miami. This year, blogger Perez Hilton said John Mayer is gay.

John Mayer

He reportedly passed a lie detector test regarding his claims that the crooner kissed him, while former singer Jessica Simpson massaged his genitals *gagging*.

Jessica Simpson

My theory on what the blogs are asking in why Jennifer Aniston can’t keep a man? Two things:

a.) she keeps picking industry men who are whores.

b.) she keeps picking industry men who are bisexual.

So, if she stopped dating industry men and picked a man that wasn’t bisexual, problem solved. She is a pretty woman, so finding a man wouldn’t be a problem.

Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt has gone on to knock up Angelina Jolie twice without the benefit of marriage. Angelina has professed that she is bisexual. Fortunately for her, so is Brad. Two bi’s don’t make a straight. But that’s your business.

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