Paris Hilton And Lindsay Lohan Fighting

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February 11. 2008

Paris Hilton

The frequently sued, famous for nothing trollops, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, reportedly got into a fight at a pre-Grammy party. Oh yes, these two have changed (not).

First of all, why were they even there. The Grammys are supposed to be for real singers, not lip-syncers, pre-party or not. If they were opening up a category for best lip-syncing, this would all make sense.

Lindsay Lohan

Turns out the fight was reportedly over steroid friendly Timbaland. Lohan and Hilton are looking to revive music careers they never had in the first place and wish to enlist the domestically and internationally sued producer’s help.

The only way Timbaland could make those two sound remotely passable on record is to pay someone else to do all the singing. Neither of them are singers, opting to use vulgarity and borderline nudity to get attention.


What meaningful lives you lead – getting drunk at party after party – then flashing everyone. And to think people call women like Mother Teresa and Rosa Parks role models, when these two bimbos are running loose in Hollywood.

Kabbalah has really done a great job messing you two up – DUIs, drug exposés, embarrassing emails leaked to the public, a string of bombed movies and albums.

Coincidentally, Paris’ recycled film, “The Hottie And The Nottie,” bombed spectacularly at the box office this weekend, registering terribly low numbers ($25,000). You should have called it “The Nottie And The Nottie” – maybe then people would have gotten it.

It did almost as poorly as Lohan’s last stinker “I Know Who Killed Me.” You should have called it “I Know Who Killed My Career.”

This is what happens when incompetent people make films and it is richly deserved.

“Lohan Pre Grammy Fight”

“Both of them want to work with Timbaland to revive their faltering music careers. Both saw the party as an ideal way of getting him on side – but they didn’t count on the other being there,” said a source.

Lohan spotted Hilton first and said, “What the hell is that (expletive) doing here? I didn’t know she was on the list.”

Hilton shot back with, “(Expletive) off you (expletive).”

Story found here

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