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CELEBRITY High School Musical

January 1, 2008

The other day I was flipping channels and zoomed right past the gayest dance routine ever! It turns out it was High School Musical. I’d heard about the show, but didn’t tune in.

Why did they give those kids those, well, gay dance moves. I couldn’t believe it! And the one named Zac, who you know the gay men are already watching at age 18 (I’m looking at you David Geffen), they dressed him in the tightest, most effeminate capris and Keds on the market. What are they trying to do to these kids.

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