Keira Knightley v. Britney Spears

September 3, 2007

Keira Slams Spears – Britney Fires Back And Misses

September 3, 2007

Keira Knightley

When in the middle of a serious custody battle, it is important to show that one is aware of one’s self, surroundings and current events, thus showing you are a capable person. Apparently someone forgot to tell Britney Spears, who still thinks it’s 2000 and not 2007.

Britney Spears

Recently, actress Keira Knightley and millions of other people called Britney Spears a “slut” for going out without her underwear several times and deliberately flashing the world, making everyone her gynecologist by default.

Spears fired back and missed stating, “Who’s Keira Knightley? I guess she must need the publicity.” Right. But there’s just one problem. You’ve both been acting for the same amount of time and yet:

 

Keira Knightley’s Box Office Britney Spears’ Box Office

$1,236,121,760

$61,141,030

VS.

Maybe you need the publicity, Britney – the good kind, where people don’t want to slap you senseless for the senseless things you’ve been doing.

Keira Knightley could punch an orphan, steal from the Red Cross, do back flips in Parliament during session and cart wheels on the White House lawn while the Secret Service is trying to do a security check, and still wouldn’t get as much bad publicity as you, Britney. That’s how far you’ve fallen.

Even Jayden is trying to tell you your career is in the toilet. He wrote it on an Etch A Sketch, but you were too busy clubbing to notice.

(OK, so Jayden didn’t draw that, I did, but if he could, he’d say the same thing)

ARTICLE

BRITNEY SPEARS has hit back at actress KEIRA KNIGHTLEY for slamming her infamous flashing underwear incident. The Pirates of the Caribbean star branded Spears a “slut” after she was photographed flashing her underwear earlier this year (07). But the singer laughed off the comments, adding, “Who’s Keira Knightley? I guess she must need the publicity. http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/spears

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