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Lindsay Puts The Lo In Lohan

October 4, 2007 Comments off

Home Wrecker Lindsay Lohan Causes Couple’s Divorce

October 3. 2007

Pretty On the Outside’s Response To Lindsay Stealing Cocaine From The Equally Perverse Steve O.

Proving you can’t buy class, Kabbalah cult member Lindsay Lohan, 21, had sex in the public bathroom of the Cirque Lodge drug rehab facility in Utah, with married musician Tony Allen, 39, of the band Dead Stays Alive. What class and breeding Lindsay possesses. A veritable little Emily Post that girl.

His wife, Stephanie Allen, a British multi-million pound heiress, and mother of his 8 month old twins, has filed for divorce. Nice work Lindsay.

Between you and fellow Kabbalah member Paris Hilton, I don’t know who is worse with the home wrecking. The cult did a great mind job on you lot.

It’s amazing how this woman, Lindsay, is in rehab, flunking drug tests and engaging in drug use and adulterous sex, while claiming to the cameras that she is getting better.

And that’s another thing, stop looking so desperate and blood hungry when you spot a camera pointed at you. It looks so fake and desperate.

At the rate she’s going she will OD at the club like River Phoenix, because she clearly isn’t taking her sobriety or lack thereof seriously. She is going to get out of rehab and go right back into the same mess she was in before, trivializing the whole process. Speaking of that, this ad ran last month:

It should have read “Don’t Lie” because that’s all she’s doing:


Lindsay epitomizes the Mean Girl. For example, the nasty things she’s said and done to people that worked as personal assistants or employees in stores and other establishments that she encountered, that didn’t deserve it. She perplexingly acts like others are worthless and beneath her.

Who is she for anyone to be beneath. Her claim to fame is being a drugged up, washed up child star that refuses to turn her life around. There’s a dose of reality for you. She has become the stereotype rather than the exception to the child star rule. People respect change, not someone trying to sell them a story.

“A British heiress has started divorce proceedings in the wake of claims that Lindsay Lohan had sex with her musician husband in the toilet of a rehab clinic.

Sensational divorce papers identifying Mean Girls star Lohan were filed last week by US lawyers acting for Stephanie Allen, 28, whose family is worth £720 million.

Mother-of-two Stephanie, from Lincolnshire, pulls no punches against her husband Tony, 39, the Dead Stays Alive frontman, in the 52-pages filed in Chatham County Court in Savannah, Georgia.” – Daily Mail

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Audiences Ask Is That Britney In New Perfume Ad

August 14, 2007 Comments off

NOTE: Please pardon the inconvenience, but the commissioned hacker from the copyright infringement case click here has been hacking this article. I will continue to fix it when required.

Audiences have been speculating that it is not Britney Spears’ body featured in her new perfume print ad. Writers further claimed it is a model named Kylie Cavaco. Britney’s face was reportedly photoshopped onto Kylie Cavaco’s body, after Spears allegedly had a third photo shoot mental breakdown and stormed out of the studio.

While Spears’ perfume maker, Elizabeth Arden, denies the allegations, many still do not believe it is Spears in the ad. This is the type of liability she has become to employers – much like Lindsay Lohan – unreliable, unstable and erratic.

Speaking of ads…this one flew over Malibu yesterday, much to Spears’ shame:

It is clear that it is not Spears in the ads. If you take a look at the shape of Britney’s fingers in the photo on top and compare it with the fingers of the person in the photo below it in the ad, it becomes evident that they are not even remotely the same hands. Spears’ fingers and nails are shorter and rounder, while the person in the ad has long, bony fingers with a different, narrow nail shape.

Also, please pardon Spears’ rude finger gesture. I don’t know why these pop stars think it makes them look hardcore throwing birdies at people. It’s quite silly and they just end up looking pretentious.

COMPARISON SHOTS:

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