Angelina Jolie Twins First Photo
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August 4. 2008

Yes, I was the photographer for the pics. Ok, no I was not. If I were, I’d crop a photo of Jennifer Aniston right into the shot.
The photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s newborn twins have been revealed and…those babies have her big ol’ lips already. And when a black person tells you that you have big lips, just know, you have some big lips. Just teasing. But can you imagine the Chapstick bill in that family.

Who gave Brad Pitt that, um, angular haircut. Did one of the twins cut your hair.
In a touching tribute to her mother that passed away of cancer, Jolie, has named her daughter Vivienne Marcheline, after her late mom Marcheline Bertrand.
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NYP: Mary Kate Dodging The Feds
Uh Oh, White Girl In Trouble
Just Teasing
August 4. 2008

Mary Kate Olsen, half of the Olsen Twins
Here at the Judiciary Report, I aim to be what Fox News is not, fair and balanced (and smart). Therefore, I write about people of all races and nationalities who find their butts in a sling.

Today, it’s twin actress Mary Kate Olsen. Due to the tragic passing of Australian actor, Heath Ledger, the U.S. feds are conducting an investigation into how he obtained the prescription drugs that killed him…without a prescription.

Ledger passed away in Olsen’s New York apartment and she was also one of the last people he spoke to before he died. Therefore, the government wants to question her. However, according to the New York Post, the tiny, teacup actress has been avoiding them.

Mary Kate (left) and Ashley (right)
Well, if it’s the FBI, since you are famous, you can bribe Robert Mueller. If it’s the D.E.A., girlfriend you may have a problem.
OLSEN TO HEATH FEDS: LET’S DEAL
The laws today are so complicated that no one from the Pope on down can know for sure whether he has committed a crime, especially a federal crime. 95% of Federal trials end in conviction. If Martha Stewart had “taken the fifth” she never would…
Pint-size actress Mary-Kate Olsen has refused to be interviewed by federal investigators probing the accidental drug death of her close friend Heath Ledger unless she receives immunity from prosecution, The Post has learned.
Paula Abdul Went Nuts At Gynecologist Office
August 4. 2008

Paula Abdul
Apparently, former pop music lip-syncer and current “American Idol” host, Paula Abdul, was spotted getting hysterical at her gynecologist’s office in Los Angeles.
Privacy issues aside, what’s the problem. Did they find a penis or something.

Emotional Exam
July 27, 2008 — WHATEVER she was feeling, Paula Abdul was sure making a racket outside her gynecologist’s office Wednesday. Though her rep insists Abdul was “laughing and giggling” in a courtyard outside her doctor’s office on Crescent Boulevard in LA after an exam, a witness said she was having some sort of meltdown. Our spy saw Abdul “sobbing on the phone to her friends and clutching papers from her doctor” for two hours.
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Batman Star Morgan Freeman In Accident
“Driving Miss Daisy” My Butt
Maybe “Miss Daisy” Was Driving
August 4. 2008

Morgan Freeman
Just last week I wrote how some believe the movie Batman “Dark Knight” is jinxed due to the deaths and bad incidents associated with it. Today, another Batman star has encountered tragedy.

“Dark Knight” actors, Christian Bale, who was arrested last month (left) and Morgan Freeman (right)
Actor Morgan Freeman met in an accident, where his car flipped several times after flying off the highway into a ditch. Emergency services had to use the Jaws of Life to remove him from the wreck, then transported him to a neighboring state for medical treatment. He broke his arm, shoulder and collarbone.

Morgan Freeman seriously injured in car crash
JACKSON, Miss. (AP) — Oscar-winning actor Morgan Freeman was hospitalized in serious condition Monday after the car he was driving left a rural road in the Mississippi Delta and flipped several times.
The actor “has a broken arm, broken elbow and minor shoulder damage, but is in good spirits,” according to a statement from Donna Lee, Freeman’s publicist. A hospital spokeswoman said Freeman was in serious condition but would not discuss his injuries.
Crazy Cruise Sued
Scientology And Its Frontman Sued By Former Member
August 4. 2008

Tom “Crazy” Cruise
Madman actor Tom Cruise has been named in a lawsuit against the sick, murderous cult known as Scientology. He and the cult are being accused of harassment, in hounding a man that left Scientology.
This is a common complaint among survivors of sick cults that psychologists note as one of several common threads. They act like it’s the mafia and you are not allowed to leave.

Regarding the litigant in the Cruise case, I hope you win. Hopefully the judge won’t be, um, corrupted, which is common place in Hollywood cases.

The FBI’s Robert Mueller has turned a blind eye to Scientology and Kabbalah breaking scores of Federal laws he was sworn to uphold. Just whose payroll are you on.
The government has done a terrible job in regulating sick Hollywood cults like Scientology and Kabbalah, who’ve caused the deaths of many innocent people, as illustrated by numerous court cases and death records. They are domestic terrorists.
Almost 100 people have died as a direct result of the Hollywood cults Scientology and Kabbalah, via the mentally ill practices they engage in.

Their dangerous quackery knows no limits, and includes, but is not limited to, practicing medicine without a license, putting members through intense, unneeded treatment programs that led to their untimely demise, pseudo-psychiatry procedures that resulted in murders and suicides. Their rigid detox programs are also more of a serious health risk than anything.
All this contemptuous conduct done under the guise of celebrity. They are supposed to be entertainers and look what these psychopaths are doing behind closed doors. What a bunch of frauds.
Leaked cult documents also show their goals of permeating governments to promote their mentally ill madness they claim is religion.

Too bad they didn’t oil the car down before he got on it
You are not licensed doctors. You are not psychologists. You are not elected politicians. You are not designated lawmakers. You are entertainers. Know your place.
How some of you get mixed up in this illegality, criminal harassment and coercion is beyond justification. There is no excuse for your conduct. You’re supposed to be making entertainment for the masses and look at the sick rubbish you get up to when you think no one is looking. How do you think that makes you look to the public.
In Christianity, if someone chooses to leave the faith, the average church/believer, doesn’t badger, bully or stalk them. We pray for them that one day they will return to believing in God again.

Not so with Hollywood cults like Scientology and Kabbalah. In many documented cases a pattern emerges. They will threaten, blackmail, criminally harass, stalk and humiliate you for leaving.
They will call your house and leave many messages. They will call your job and speak to your co-workers in unflattering ways. They will threaten to disclose personal items they learned about you, usually through illegal means, when they delved into your private life to very disturbing degrees.
If someone wants out of your mentally ill cult, let them go and stop harassing them. Stop stalking people and bombarding them with unwanted calls, emails and visits. It’s sick and despicable. No one appreciates that.
NOTE: in a typical, unlawful legal maneuver used by Hollywood cults like Scientology and Kabbalah, they contacted the victim/plaintiff’s lawyer and engaged in witness tampering. Witness intimidation is a very serious crime and one that draws a substantial sentence.
“Hollywood star Tom Cruise has been named in a $250 million federal lawsuit, which accuses him of continuous harassment. Peter Letterese, a one-time Scientologist has filed the lawsuit against David Miscavage, the leader of the church as well as Tom Cruise.
Many believe that Cruise is now second in command for the church; he has been accused by Letterese of continuous harassment after he had left the organization.
Letterese has said in the lawsuit that he compares the Church of Scientology to a crime syndicate; he said that members of the church tried to convinces his lawyer’s wife that he was having a homosexual affair. One member of the church actually phoned the wife, the caller then tried to convince the lawyer’s wife that he was his Letterese’s gay lover…
We are not sure how far this lawsuit will go, one thing is sure though The Church of Scientology is having a hard time just lately.
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Cowardly Madonna
August 4. 2008

Mindless Madonna
Madonna has been having entertainment industry friends defend her ghastly conduct to the public. In a series of arranged and placed articles, actors Vinny Jones and Jason Statham, among others, have spoken up for her, to a public that wants her off their TV screens and radios (hence her failed album and bad tour sales).
Why is she always getting her friends to come forward and uncomfortably defend her. We know its prearranged. That’s how those interviews and press quotes of that nature work. It’s not spontaneous.
Why can’t the raggedy witch speak for herself. Why is she always hiding behind others when she does things the public condemns her for. You were arrogant enough to be unethical, certainly you can defend yourself or are you that much of a coward.

Vinny Jones
No one’s that special that they can’t properly address the public and Madonna is as common as can be. A low life, thieving animal.
Therefore, why can’t she stand up and tell the world what we already know – you’re trash with no morals or talent – consistently causing other people emotional, physical and financial injury.
Furthermore, for someone who is always gossiping and running her mouth in the entertainment industry, viciously spreading lies about other people, she certainly has a peculiar way of shutting down when people put her dirty laundry out for all to see.

Jason Statham
Additionally, Madonna pushing forward her friends to speak for her certainly isn’t changing public opinion, as people still loathe her conduct and have been voicing statements to that effect online. One thing is for sure, it shall damage said stars’ names for defending her in things she is guilty of doing. When the truth comes out, as it inevitably does, they end up discredited as well.
Madonna’s always trying to get some male to verbally bully or browbeat others. Why doesn’t she use the testicles I know she has and defend herself.
Oh yea, that’s right. She can’t. She’s done too many horrible things that no excuse will justify said conduct to the public, who have grown tired of her.
She and her staff are busy faxing and emailing stories about her to papers and blogs every week, working her crazy self up into a frenzy, not grasping that public perception of her is so horrible now. No one is impressed. She’s just gone too far and the mask fell off.

Madonna’s husband Guy Ritchie is now a lunatic, babbling crazy things to the press about “sugar killing people” and being a “spy.” You know what’s even more dangerous you nutball, crazy pop stars commissioning attempted murder to avoid indictment.
Jones insists that Madonna and co do not “read anything” when she reads the blogs and magazine sites. She’s quoted things from them that gave that away.
Statham stated people are jealous of Guy Ritchie because he is “good looking” and a “successful” director. On what planet? His stolen movies keep bombing.
That’s funny, because I for one would not want to wake up tomorrow as a white man, as I’m a black woman and would have a lot of explaining to do (that was a joke).
Moreover, if I had the movie “Swept Away” on my resume, I’d cry myself to sleep every night (that’s not a joke). I don’t envy not a one of them. They are two untalented, boring, fake people, who’ve been sued for stealing just about every project they’ve put out. No doubt he learned that from Madonna.
Madonna Doesn’t Read Tabloids
Ritchie’s pal, actor Vinnie Jones, tells the magazine: “I know for a fact (that) they don’t read anything. No one’s getting at them. It seems nowadays people can write about what they want and get away with it.”
He adds that the family “seem very close”.
The couple share three children – Madonna’s daughter Lourdes, 11, from a previous relationship; Rocco, seven, and adopted son David, two.
Jason Statham Blasts Guy Ritchie’s ‘Jealous’ Critics
Jason StathamJason Statham has defended director pal Guy Ritchie, insisting any criticism of his films is based on jealousy. The 35-year-old – who has worked with Ritchie on Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Revolver and Snatch – believes Madonna’s husband is subjected to criticism because he is so talented.
He says, “Guy’s a good-looking, talented man with a great family. He’s very successful and people are jealous – maybe more so than they like to admit, and that puts a bad taste in people’s mouth’s.”












