Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Do confidentiality agreements really work? This week there is an unflattering article in Star magazine about actress Angelina Jolie and her partner, actor Brad Pitt, as told by their children’s former nanny.
One would think they had a confidentiality agreement in place and I suspect they did. Yet this nanny was able to spill the beans to Star magazine for payment and embarrass the couple.
Several things are alleged in the Star magazine article, from the couple’s kids having poor nutritional habits, to the parents skinny-dipping at 2AM in the morning.
“Exclusive: Brangelina Nanny Tells All”
The children rule the Jolie-Pitt household — throwing tantrums (in seven languages!), eating junk food-filled meals and obsessing over wild animals. Now, a nanny dishes the details to Star!
In the June 9 issue of Star, we report how pizza-and-chocolate breakfasts, dart-gun wars and screaming contests are all part of a normal day in the Jolie-Pitt household.
“Angelina doesn’t believe in old-fashioned restrictions because she finds them oppressive,” a pal of the pair tells Star. “So her rule is to have few rules.”
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Check out Zahara’s expression: I’m not skiing down that hill, girlfriend!
Actress Milla Jovovich’s cute little daughter Ever: did he just say gas is going to be $4 per gallon
Actress Naomi Watts’ cute son Alexander: well, at least my hat won’t blow away, but I can’t say the same for my shoes
Actress Marcia Cross’ adorable twin to her other twin: you be Mary Kate and I’ll be Ashley!
Either that’s a basketball or Angelina Jolie is pregnant again:
Jennifer: it’s cold
Violet: Uh huh girl. Wanna borrow my hat.
Actress Angelina Jolie with cutie pie daughter Zahara, who is totally working the duck chain.
Suri Cruise looking like a little doll, out with her mom, actress Katie Holmes
Coco, cute daughter of actress Courtney Cox, displaying her own sense of style (you go girl!)
Sam Woods, daughter of golfer Tiger Woods, looking so adorable:
No, It Wasn’t Jennifer Aniston (Girl, It Wasn’t You Was It – Kidding)
December 5. 2007
Jennifer Aniston: it wasn’t me!
Someone has been using actor Brad Pitt and actress Angelina Jolie’s house for target practice. No, I don’t think it’s Jennifer Aniston. I think I know who it is.
It was revealed that little David Banda, who got the short end of the stick by being adopted by deranged cult devotee Madonna, shot at the house in retaliation when Angelina didn’t adopt him.
Poor baby, he’s been adopted by Satan in a leotard.
David Banda: at home, when no one’s looking, she makes me call her Angelina and she calls me Maddox…and sometimes Zahara:
David Banda: this is my ration of food for the week living with this batty broad. It’s like Africa all over again. Save The Children, Britney, anybody, help me:
Seriously, no suspects have been named in the shooting that damaged a SUV belonging to a member of Jolie and Pitt’s security team.
Angelina Jolie and son Maddox
I sincerely hope this is some kind of firearms mishap and not someone shooting at a home where four small children reside, as that would be inexcusable.
Angelina Jolie with daughter Zahara
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Maddox Jolie Pitt getting dropped off at school by his mom:
Pax to paparazzi: who are you people…and where am I.
Zahara: Ooh child, you’ll get used to them.
Zahara Jolie Pitt: And you’re looking at me scratch my nose because?…
Aww, Angelina Jolie and her daughter Zahara rocking the same purse:
Naw – then these two lobotomy victims did the same. Really Twitney, show some originality for once:
Angelina Jolie and her babies make a Pitt stop at the park (get the joke)
Maddox: Can’t a brother eat a hot dog in peace:
Angelina with her little mini-me:
Actor Boris Kodjoe’s adorable daughter at a basketball game: daddy, he throws like a girl!
Cindy Crawford and her adorable kids:
Suri Cruise is such a little doll:
(Lord, please save this poor baby from Scientology – amen)
See, we can all get along. Zahara Jolie Pitt feeding her brother Pax Jolie Pitt. Just absolutely adorable (side bar: somebody better make sure that ain’t play dough in that jar – just kidding):
Russell Simmons and Kimora Lee’s beautiful daughters really got the best of both their parents’ features:
Athlete Matt Leinart‘s ex-girlfriend, Brynn Cameron and their beautiful little cutie Cole. Aww look at that smile:
Actress Jennifer Garner and beautiful little Violet enjoy a day out. The hat is working, girlfriend. You look fabulous:
Beckham part 2: Little Brooklyn Beckham clearly inherited his dad David‘s talent for football:
How long before a juniors team scoops him up like they did his dad when he was a kid:
The handsome Beckham Boys hanging out with Katie Cruise and her beautiful daughter Suri at an L.A. Galaxy game.
Romeo Beckham to Suri Cruise (a la Joey from Friends): How you doin’
Romeo to Suri: I
think fhink I’m in love.
Suri To Romeo: I love your accent, babe.
Suri: Romeo and I are going out for ice cream tomorrow! I told him to bring American money:
Suri: oh, that was definitely
out of bounds off side!
Pax to Zahara: Iman, how come pretty boy didn’t take us to school today:
Beautiful baby to beautiful toddler: back up girlfriend, you’re blocking my light.
Baby to actor Boris Kodjoe: daddy, I love you and all, but why do you have me wrapped up like the Baby Moses:
Just absolute cuteness. David Beckham and his adorable mini-me’s. Dude has his own soccer team:
Tiger Woods’ little cutie pie Sam Woods dreaming of golf balls: (sigh) I’m so rich it’s not even funny.