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August 12, 2008

Paris Hilton Rejected By World Famous Athlete

Filed under: Los Angeles, Paris Hilton, Ronaldo — Tags: , , — aishamusic @ 4:17 pm

Ronaldo Tells Paris No

Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the wealthiest footballers in the world

Wow, considering soccer players the world over are often some of the randiest people (sexually active) on the planet, it was a monumental diss when the top scoring footballer in the world, Ronaldo, told Paris Hilton to keep it moving when she tried to chat him up at a club.

Paris…those shoes really don’t go with that dress

Dude probably said to himself, “I’ve got an injured ankle, I don’t need Herpes too.” Poor guy looks miserable on his crutches, though they are quite stylish. Hilton is now more famous for her jail stint and leaked Valtrex prescription than anything else.

Her boyfriend is a member of the band Good Charlotte and will not be amused at her betraying him and in such a public manner.

Ronaldo snubs Paris Hilton during late night frolics at Hollywood club

Football superstar Cristiano Ronaldo turned down Paris Hilton after she made a play for him at a Hollywood nightclub, MailOnline has learned.

The Manchester United striker – currently in LA on an undisclosed business trip – arrived at trendy hotspot Villa in the early hours of Wednesday morning.

A source said: ‘Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table.

‘At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk

http://www.judiciaryreport.com

“The Hills” House Hit With City Citation

Why Is The Man Always Picking On People

She Pays Her Taxes, Leave Her Alone

Audrina Patridge (left) and Lauren Conrad (right)

“The Hills” reality TV star Lauren Conrad and her friend Audrina have been citied by the City of Los Angeles. No, Audrina is not an illegal immigrant, but their house is, as it does not have the necessary paperwork (Hey, I’m an immigrant, so I can make that joke).

The guesthouse of the residence has been cited as an illegal structure built without a permit. This happens all the time all over the world. People build stuff or make additions and don’t pull permits.

However, considering Lauren just bought the home she should have title insurance to protect her. You do have insurance, don’t you?! If not, yea, you’re pretty much up a creek.

‘The Hills’ guest house under investigation as an illegal residence

The City of Los Angeles’ Department of Building and Safety is currently investigating whether or not the guest house inhabited by Patridge on Conrad’s property is an illegal residence, Access Hollywood reported Tuesday.

According to the Multiple Listing Service, the house on Conrad’s property — which is zoned as a Single Family residence in the Department of Building and Safety’s Building Permit and Clearance Handbook — is only permitted for one dwelling, Access Hollywood Reported.

http://realitytvworld.com

http://www.judiciaryreport.com

May 15, 2008

Stars That Tip Off The Paparazzi

Lindsay Lohan, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Paris Hilton And Britney Spears

Paparazzi fiend Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend (literally)

Some celebrities are known for tipping off the paparazzi as to where they will be, to help the photographers get photos for publication in different outlets.

Stars do so for publicity and in many cases payment. While I think it’s very contrived and generic, it’s their business if they choose to do so, as it’s not illegal.

For example Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from MTV’s show “The Hills” are being accused of tipping off the paparazzi as to their whereabouts and striking deals with them. They shamelessly seem to be friends with the paparazzi, often considered plebeians in Hollywood.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

However, what about stars like Lindsay Lohan, who tip off the paparazzi, even take payment from them for photos, then pretending to the public they can’t stand them, even calling the police on the photographers. Can you say drama queen.

If you are going to tip them off so you can get your picture in the press, at least be honest about it and not waste the police’s time. Then again, honesty’s not Lindsay’s strong suit, now is it.

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton panders to the paparazzi every chance she gets, as she doesn’t really have a discernable career. She is a woman known for selling out her name and image in every way possible for a quick buck, including with the paparazzi.

While there’s no substance to what she does, she doesn’t pretend to hate them. The only moments she seems bothered by them is when they photograph her doing something bad or falling down.

Britney Spears

During the time Britney’s mental illness was massively out of control, prior to her dad getting her on meds, she did not leave the house without calling the paparazzi. It created a circus the Los Angeles Police Department denounced, telling her to stay in her house.

The paparazzi were her constant companions and it cost her big time. They patronized her just to get extremely unflattering and controversial photos and video footage of her in a debauched state.

Said photos and videos, streamed live on the internet, created indelible images that went a far way in destroying her public persona. It’s had a lasting effect as well, as to this day, she is in the tabloids every week.

Heidi and Spencer: Striking deals with the paparazzi?

Just how cozy with the cameras are they? Heidi and Spencer love the cameras, both on “The Hills” and on the streets. But do they profit from paparazzi pix? Have they struck a deal with an agency, an allegation Perez Hilton has leveled against them?

http://www.latimes.com

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April 16, 2008

Ron Weasley Slams Paris Hilton And Lindsay Lohan

Turns Out Men Do Find DUIs, Drug Convictions, STDs And Crazy Chicks Troublesome

April 16. 2008

Ron Weasley: I didn’t know a woman could have that many STDs! What exactly is Parisitis!

Though I am not a fan of the Harry Potter series, one of its lead actors, Ron Weasley, accurately summed up Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton to a tee.

Paris “free clinic” Hilton

When asked why he won’t get a place in Los Angeles, like his co-star Daniel Radcliffe, who bought a second home away from London, in New York, he squarely blamed the vapidity that is Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

He hilariously said of former actress Lindsay Lohan:

“I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot. She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, ‘But you can’t act’.”

Paris with one of the fugly shoes in her clothing line. I hope that’s the only one. It looks like she killed a lizard to get it done.

Regarding Paris Hilton he stated:

“I haven’t met Paris and don’t want to either. She and Lindsay are the type of girls you need to stay away from.”

Well said Weasley. Sites all over the world are laughing in agreement at your statements. Who knew they were bad for tourism. source

Story found here

March 27, 2008

Miley Cyrus Becomes New Paparazzi Target

15-Year-Old Star Becomes Most Popular Paparazzi Target In Los Angeles

According to various reports teen star, Miley Cyrus, 15, has become a new paparazzi favorite. It appears she has been going out more frequently and it is diverting the photographers attention away from their regular, former child star targets.

Miley Cyrus

Miley, real name Destiny, is the daughter of country music singer Billy Ray Cyrus of “Achy Breaky Heart” fame. She is the star of the popular kids TV show “Hannah Montana.”

This year, Miley’s wholesome television image was shaken up somewhat by the release of photos she took of herself posing in her bra and underwear (Miley, stop doing that – in this digital age, predators don’t care and it will end up online). These photos made their way onto the internet and apparently without permission. Said photos that appeared on several blogs should have been removed immediately, due to the fact she is a minor.

Recently, the television show South Park parodied Miley being the next paparazzi and press target and the terrible effect it will have on her. Cyrus’ parents need to be very vigilant in monitoring her activities, in the hopes their daughter does not go the way of many a child star.

The Cyrus family have stated they are Christians, which is great, but they must be mindful of the lure and pull of Hollywood regarding sex, drugs, alcohol and cults, and how it has devastated many a young life.

Story found here

November 6, 2007

When Celebrity Marriages Go Wrong

Marriages, Affairs And Legal Entanglements

November 6. 2007

When celebrity marriages go wrong it can get ugly – at least from a public perspective on the publicity side. A lot of terrible un-attributed quotes are presented as fact, when the public often truly does not know what is going on behind the scenes.

Infidelity often steps into the picture, as there is often a lot of temptation thrown famous people’s way that they sometimes do not say no to.

Famous women are usually more faithful than famous men. However, a few women have been caught in compromising situations that led to the demise of their marriages.

Jennifer Aniston photo shoot

Tabloids love this. It creates a feeding frenzy that is often humiliating for the famous parties involved and their families as well.

Children are sometimes mocked at school over their parents’ sexual indiscretions. That can be very traumatic for a child and often there isn’t much that can be done to screen them from such situations.

One of the most high profile splits in recent celebrity history was actress Jennifer Aniston and actor Brad Pitt. News of it was everywhere, which could not have been great for the parties involved.

Angelina Jolie

Pitt went to work on a film titled Mr. and Mrs. Smith, co-starring actress Angelina Jolie. Shortly after rumors began seeping out from the set of an affair. And of course, the press went into overdrive compounding Aniston’s grief. Jolie denied the allegations of infidelity with Pitt.

Hey, which woman really wants to go through something like that, but Pitt clearly was at fault. Can’t blame the woman cause you can’t keep it zipped. Same goes for women who cheat. You can’t blame the man in a case like that.

The issue of money always comes into play in these divorces. It’s the loss of one income in a household. Even if you pay alimony and child support, the household has still lost a great deal of its wealth.

Shaquille O’Neal and Shaunie

In the case of newly separated basketball star Shaquille O’Neal and his estranged wife Shaunie, money is going to be an issue because of his tax bracket.

Shaq’s Star Island House

Shaq’s house, the former home of Heat basketball player, Rony Seikaly, sold for $5 million in the 1990’s and due to Miami’s rise in popularity years after, is now worth $30 million.

Miami Beach’s Star Island

O’Neal’s net worth is estimated to be $300 million. That can buy a lot of copies of Kazaam (just playing.). With 5 children between them there is much to do in the way of financial planning.

When Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt split, they were each thought to have a net worth of $100 million dollars. You know, Friends didn’t pay Aniston much, especially towards the end – something like $1 million per episode – wow she was broke (that was a joke).

They’d bought a home for $12.5 million dollars, then once the separation hit, put it on the market and sold it for 22.5 million. They also shared a production company called Plan B Entertainment that is responsible for several productions. Aniston transferred all interest in the company to him as apart of the divorce.

Pitt Traded Beverly Hills For Malibu – How Long Before He Changes His Mind Again

So, they had to separate the money and extricate each individual’s assets from the other to make a so-called clean break. Then he entered into a relationship with Angelina Jolie and her cute United Colors of Benetton family (ok, bad joke).

Beverly Hills born Jolie is also thought to be worth $100 million dollars (is that like the standard number for net worth or something? Is no one worth $101 million or $125 million dollars).

Pitt and Jolie’s relationship may terminate in the not too distant future. You never know, as dude has a wandering eye and keeps picking younger chicks every few years. And with baby Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, hanging around…you never know.

Angelina (left) Angelina 2.0, Megan Fox (right)

As a general rule, I wouldn’t do that. I wouldn’t pick someone that looks that much younger than me as it would make me look that much older. I’m just saying. It’s free advice. Do with it what you will. All jokes aside, marriage requires commitment and when one or both parties let the other down it can get pretty sad.

Some divorces, painful as they may be, aren’t plagued by dramatic public scenes…:

…and some are:

Whitney Houston at the pinnacle of her career was said to have a net worth of $240 million and Bobby Brown at the height of his fame, $30 million.

Bobby Brown And Whitney Houston Wedding In 1992

They wed in a big ceremony in 1992 attended by 800 guests. It made headlines, as the two seemed an unlikely pairing. For a time things seemed well.

They settled in Houston’s home state of New Jersey in a town called Mendham, where she’d purchased an $11,000,000 home and later, an adjacent parcel.

She also bought homes in Miami, Los Angeles and Atlanta. Brown additionally purchased and sold a home in Atlanta as well. They lived a lavish lifestyle off their earnings.

Houston and daughter Bobby Kristina

After 14 years of marriage, they acrimoniously broke up, with news of financial problems hitting the press. The divorce went through, apparently uncontested, as Brown did not make an appearance in the case. Brown has since contested the divorce and requested alimony.

Divorce isn’t a walk in the park. It’s leaving someone you pledged your life to because they cheated or you cheated. This infidelity can be avoided, which is a good idea for the sake of all involved.

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