Madonna’s Husband Looks Happy…Without Her

With Madonna:

Guy Ritchie: how much longer do I have to fake this

As claims of a forthcoming divorce abound, Madonna’s husband, Guy Ritchie, who I remarked yesterday looks so miserable when he’s around her, went to the opening of a new night club in London…without her…and grinning. Dude looked happy like a run away slave.

Without Madonna:

Really, you don’t have to show all your teeth at once. We get the point - you’re happy you broke out.

“Director Guy Ritchie - minus his wife Madonna.” http://www.dailymail.co.uk

He was smiling away, having ditched Madonna for the night, to attend an event with many beautiful women present. Dude was smiling like he just broke out of prison.

You know, you could at least fake a smile when she drags you out for photo-ops to pretend you are a happily married couple (like anyone’s paying attention - they’re too busy looking for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt).

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Universal Studios Fire Caused By Roofers

“The Roof, The Roof, The Roof Is On Fire…”

So much for having a time machine, then

Fire chiefs have ruled the tremendous fire at Universal film studios a few days ago was caused by roofers attaching shingles to a building on the lot.

See, I told you it wasn’t me (that was a joke). I’m a Christian and we sort of have an aversion to fire, what with hell and all (that was another joke).

Thankfully, no one was killed in the Backdraft-esque blaze, but they could have shot the sequel during the fire and called it Studiodraft.

However, loads of damage was done to the lot, studio vault and sets from the films Back To The Future, To Kill A Mockingbird, Transformers, Spiderman 2 and the forthcoming Changeling, starring Angelina “The Pout” Jolie.

clocktower from Back To The Future damaged in fire

Just last week, a few days before the fire, I saw a bit of the film Back to the Future again, and wondered where the clocktower was located. Well, now I know.

Tell the truth doesn’t that fireman look like George Bush

Nikki Finke reported today that, “Universal Classics has sent out an email to about 35 art house exhibitors and other film bookers of classic films alerting that the Universal Studios fire destroyed nearly 100% of archived 35mm prints kept in the so-called “video” vault on the lot. So, in the short term, Universal has canceled bookings of anything archival coming directly from Universal City and can’t honor any film bookings of prints that were set to ship from there.” (link)

Huge repair bill following Universal Studios fire

Monday, June 02, 2008 - Universal Studios in Los Angeles is facing a huge repair bill after a massive fire. The Back to the Future set and a King Kong theme park ride were damaged in yesterday’s blaze.

Bulldozers are removing burning videotapes and other flaming debris.

Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has said it could have a huge impact on film production but it could have been a lot worse.

‘Although there was a lot of damage, it could have been a lot worse,’ he said.

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk

Historic film sets destroyed by huge fire at Universal Studios

Monday, 2 June 2008 - Some 300 firefighters were called to Universal Studios in Los Angeles early on Sunday, after a blaze broke out in a backlot area containing New York and New England street scenes, which had been used in such well-known productions as Seinfeld and War of the Worlds.

The famous courthouse square where the final scenes of Back to the Future were filmed was ravaged by the flames, while the artificial clock tower that allowed Michael J Fox to travel forward in time during the film was reported to have been damaged.

“There’s some Hollywood history going up in smoke today, and we’re doing our best to minimise the damage,” said James Barnes of the LA County Fire Department yesterday.

http://www.independent.co.uk

Hollywood magic lost in blaze - Fire at Universal claims movie sets

June 2, 2008 - UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. —A huge fire raged through a lot at Universal Studios on Sunday and destroyed some of Hollywood’s most familiar backdrops, including a set called courthouse square from “Back to the Future” and a streetscape featured in “Bruce Almighty,” “Spider-Man 2″ and “Transformers.”

http://www.chicagotribune.com

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Madonna Slammed By Press

Lies About Plastic Surgery

Man-donna

No talent Madonna was a real pain in the butt at Cannes, which is quite delusional when the woman is box office poison and her music career has taken a terrible hit as well. Her “Hard Candy” CD has been out for over 5 weeks and only sold 400,000 copies. Even older releases passed it on the charts over the course of the month. It’s her worst selling album.

However, that didn’t stop the entertainment industry’s chief plagiarizer and copyright infringer from somehow thinking and acting like she should be the center of attention at Cannes.

Angelina Jolie

With entertainers like Angelina Jolie present, just how much crack did Madonna smoke when she came to this erroneous conclusion.

Forget the Palme d’Or. The Festival de Cannes’ hometown newspaper - Nice-Matin - gave out its own awards, in the print edition, to famous festival film stars this weekend.

The daily French Riviera newspaper gave Madonna its “Egocentric Award” because she “acted like the whole film festival was organized just for her.”

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com

Madonna Implying She’s Not Had Surgery, But Is Contemplating It (LOL)

Photo comparisons from another site show how her face structure has changed and not in a natural way

When I read the next article I started laughing. Madonna claims she is contemplating plastic surgery. Contemplating? If plastic surgeons gave out frequent flier miles Madonna could travel around the world for free…5 times.

Yes, Madonna, because you were born with one cheek implant bigger than the other. Your eyes aren’t even even anymore.

She’s had numerous surgeries and it shows. Even men know you’ve had plastic surgery. That’s how obvious it is. Her face is looking freakish from the excessive surgery. You overdid it, much like you do with everything.

Madonna contemplates plastic surgery

Monday, June 2 2008, 20:46 BST - Madonna has revealed that she is contemplating plastic surgery.

The 49-year-old told Life & Style magazine that she currently undergoes “oxygen facials” to keep herself looking young.

“‘I swear by oxygen facials, and I’m obsessive about staying out of the sun,” she said. “I’m not against plastic surgery - I’m just against discussing it.”

The pop icon was also quick to quash rumours that she is about to split from husband Guy Ritchie. “I’ve got work to do, children to raise, a husband to please and a world to save,” she said.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk

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CELEBRITY Cute Kids - Angelina Jolie’s daughters, Kobe’s Kids, Sinitta’s Zac and Magdalena, Garcelle Beauvais Nilon Twins, Lilly Ella Gerrard, Rafael & Sylvie van der Vaart’s son, Danielynn Birkhead, Violet Affleck

Angelina Jolie out for a walk with her beautiful daughters:

Angelina’s daughter Shiloh wearing a totally adorable outfit. She really is her mother’s mini-me:

Remember last month I joked that Kobe’s daughters were trying to use their adorableness to con the league into making him MVP. Well, it worked. This month he was crowned MVP! Congrats to him. It’s good to see that his family stuck together after all they’ve been through.

British singer Sinitta and her little cutie pies Zac and Magdalena:

Jamie Foxx show actress Garcelle Beauvais Nilon took her adorable twin boys out for a stroll:

Football player Steven Gerrard and his pretty daughter Lilly Ella out for a stroll in Liverpool:

Football player Rafael van der Vaart, his wife model Sylvie, and their cute son:

The late Ana Nicole Smith’s daughter Danielynn is growing so pretty:

Beautiful little Violet Affleck out for a walk with her mom actress Jennifer Garner:

Note to actress Halle Berry: we’re still waiting on the photos of your baby (congrats).

http://www.soundoffcolumn.com/may_08.htm

CELEBRITY Out And About - Jennifer Lopez, Angelina Jolie, Alex Curran, Coleen McLoughlin, Kelly Brook, Nadine Coyle, Anna Wintour, Joan Collins, Chris Tucker

Fashion plate actress Jennifer Lopez looking stunning on the red carpet:

Actress Angelina Jolie looking radiant at Cannes:

Alex Curran, model and wife of football player, Steven Gerrard, out and about looking quite stylish:

Coleen McLoughlin, TV personality and fiancée of English football player, Wayne Rooney, walking through the airport in this fashionable number:

English actress Kelly Brook looking happy and chic:

Girls Aloud singer Nadine Coyle is beaming in a casual summer number:

Style maven, Vogue magazine editor, Anna Wintour, looking great on the red carpet (girl, are you really like in that movie!):

The fabulous Joan Collins looking great at age 75. Now that’s how you age well (watch out for PETA, girl!):

Chris Tucker looking handsome and dignified (considering he is a comedian, the latter is quite strange for him - just kidding):

http://soundoffcolumn.com/may_08.htm

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Nanny Blabs

Confidentiality Agreements

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Do confidentiality agreements really work? This week there is an unflattering article in Star magazine about actress Angelina Jolie and her partner, actor Brad Pitt, as told by their children’s former nanny.

One would think they had a confidentiality agreement in place and I suspect they did. Yet this nanny was able to spill the beans to Star magazine for payment and embarrass the couple.

Several things are alleged in the Star magazine article, from the couple’s kids having poor nutritional habits, to the parents skinny-dipping at 2AM in the morning.

“Exclusive: Brangelina Nanny Tells All”

The children rule the Jolie-Pitt household — throwing tantrums (in seven languages!), eating junk food-filled meals and obsessing over wild animals. Now, a nanny dishes the details to Star!

In the June 9 issue of Star, we report how pizza-and-chocolate breakfasts, dart-gun wars and screaming contests are all part of a normal day in the Jolie-Pitt household.

“Angelina doesn’t believe in old-fashioned restrictions because she finds them oppressive,” a pal of the pair tells Star. “So her rule is to have few rules.”

http://www.starmagazine.com

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Invasion Of Privacy: Angelina Jolie Topless Photos

A very pregnant Angelina Jolie was photographed topless, by a paparazzo using telephoto lens, as she sunbathed on a balcony at the private estate of mogul Paul Allen.

Brad Pitt and current partner Angelina Jolie

The shot was taken from quite a distance and some are questioning whether or not this incident was invasion of privacy. I think it constitutes that.

Similarly, a couple years ago, actress Jennifer Aniston, was photographed topless, in the same manner and sued the paparazzi who took the photos using a telephoto lens and trespassing on her property in Hollywood.

Brad Pitt with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston

As a general guideline, in situations where privacy is to be reasonably expected, one defying that constitutes invasion of privacy:

May 16

Jolie and her family retreat to their temporary house in the south of France to relax before her next Cannes appearance Tuesday for Clint Eastwood’s Changeling. Paparazzi photograph her topless on the balcony.

http://www.usatoday.com

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Woman Convicted Of Bringing Baby Into Britain

No, Not Madonna…But It Highlights The Double Standard

Madonna leering like a crazy person

The Metropolitan Police in Britain has convicted a Nigerian woman, Peace Sandberg, of buying an African baby and bringing him into London without permission. She has been sentenced to 26 months in prison.

It’s amazing, Madonna illegally brought a child into the UK, breaking the law just as Sandberg did, and hasn’t been given so much as a caution by the Metropolitan Police. Why? Is it because Sandberg is not rich or is it because she is black or both. It doesn’t look good, as it shows a disgraceful double standard.

Peace Sandberg

This story highlights the fact that you can buy/bribe your way out of trouble, as Madonna did, and has done repeatedly, but the world will hate you for it.

At the end of the day, when you disgrace a police force with your corruption, not once, but twice, and provoke an “international backlash” that was featured on CNN and countless press outlets, with people all over the world hating you, calling you terrible names like “baby snatcher” “baby thief” and “baby buyer” it amounts to a stupid move, in a failed publicity bid in competing with Angelina Jolie.

Angelina Jolie

While I am not a fan of Brad Pitt, I’ll give Jolie credit that she really does seem sincere in her work for the poor, wanting to help people and her adoptions. She was like this for many years before Pitt and it’s something I liked about her.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

But with Madonna, she bought that baby for publicity and is a danger to him. As I have mentioned before, she choked and assault a 10-year-old boy that kept following her for an autograph on her day off. She threw him against a wall and choked him.

Having written that, if you harm one more child again, I pray God brings it back around to you. What kind of animal chokes a kid, you demonic beast.

Woman jailed for smuggling baby

A Nigerian woman has been jailed for 26 months for bringing a child illegally into the UK.

Peace Sandberg, who was living in the UK, went to Nigeria and bought a baby to become eligible for a council flat, Isleworth Court Court heard.

She was convicted last month of bringing a child illegally into the UK.

She was reported to police after she initially told council staff she had given birth to the boy, then changed her story to say he was adopted.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7404090.stm

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Blogs: Why Can’t Jennifer Aniston Keep A Man

Jennifer Aniston

Numerous blogs have degradingly asked why actress Jennifer Aniston can’t keep a man. First, her ex-husband Brad Pitt cheated on her with actress Angelina Jolie.

Jennifer Aniston

Recently, she was spotted by the New York Post cuddling with singer, John Mayer, in Miami. This year, blogger Perez Hilton said John Mayer is gay.

John Mayer

He reportedly passed a lie detector test regarding his claims that the crooner kissed him, while former singer Jessica Simpson massaged his genitals *gagging*.

Jessica Simpson

My theory on what the blogs are asking in why Jennifer Aniston can’t keep a man? Two things:

a.) she keeps picking industry men who are whores.

b.) she keeps picking industry men who are bisexual.

So, if she stopped dating industry men and picked a man that wasn’t bisexual, problem solved. She is a pretty woman, so finding a man wouldn’t be a problem.

Angelina Jolie

Brad Pitt has gone on to knock up Angelina Jolie twice without the benefit of marriage. Angelina has professed that she is bisexual. Fortunately for her, so is Brad. Two bi’s don’t make a straight. But that’s your business.

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CELEBRITY Cute Kids

Actress Jennifer Garner and her daughter, Violet Affleck, who is growing so nicely. Such a pretty little girl:

Actress Angelina Jolie with her beautiful kids going for a stroll:

Alex Curran, wife of soccer player Steven Gerrard, with their adorable daughter, Lilly Ella, who is conning her mom into carrying her the rest of the way (just kidding):

Basketball player Kobe Bryant’s pretty daughters trying to con the league into making him MVP (kidding again):

http://www.soundoffcolumn.com/april_08.htm