When White People Fight

Since, I already named a previous segment black people fighting it’s time to title one, “When white people fight.” As Jackie Mason says, I’m an “equal opportunity offender” (just joking).
Actress Mary Kate Olsen made a comment on David Letterman about MTV “Hills” star Spencer Pratt:
Mary Kate Olsen: “He does not have a good temper. He would walk off the field.”

Mary Kate on the cover of Elle magazine
Spencer got angry and dissed the Olsen twin for her observation:
Spencer Pratt: “I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see. I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”

Reality TV stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
Ouch! What a dis. Spencer fights like a black girl with PMS. However, he better be careful the Olsen twins don’t double team him or hold his girl Heidi ransom. Well, it’s not like they need the money…